Have a day!

Againcome, China — The place where go to over and over and over…

Is this the town where Apu from the Simpsons learned the art of running a store?

Welcome! Now get out of here.

Many happy returns.

I do long time..

Mai Ling will make sure you come many time.

This must be that place I sometimes see on maps, called “You Are Here”.

This sign in the doorway, is carefully designed to take the top off your head.
Old cunning Chinesee tlick. Hahahahahahahohohohohohoho!

We get even with all tall lound eye plicks.

You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here.

It’s deja vu all over again.

Come together right now .Over me

That’s an original name for a red light district…

You’re welcome leave

Again and again and again

Entrance to the town of Pa Sing Fru.

That’s the first time I ever got my hand stamped at a brothel.

That’s why Chinese brothels are no good. An hour later you’re horny again.

@FB 0547 Know not about brothels. BUT! If you have the privilege to have one….By the time your Asian lady has finished with you, I’ll bet you’re not. 👿

We’re the people who put Push handles on Pull doors.

– Suck Ho, again come!

@Marum, Mai Ling leave you Smai Ling

Thanks and leave never

The front entrance has a 1-way revolving door

Confuseus say, longest journey begins wtf?

@Frank Burns: LOL!!
Also, you can catch flied lice in those places.

We wish you a heartfelt welcome for tomorrow. However, screw off today.

The sign over the revolving door.

– Are you welcome!
– Yes! Am I!

Came to find Suck Ho Building reference in captions. Would come again.

Premature Ejaculation, is frowned upon.

Here’s your hat. What’s your hurry?

You can pause to catch your breath when you are down the block and out of sight.

Welcome. Why are you still here?

Nothing personal, but we hate you very much.

The Paul Rubens Theater.

Guillotine blade have strange inscription.

I had no idea portal was real