You’re paying for the attitude…

Waiter! My sparerib noodles are acting special again!

Meal reserved only for special VIP actors/actresses

You have to act like you are mentally challenged to eat this.

Dopes a song and dance before ist served

Waiter the noodles look like they’re off

Must be a comedy act – those noodles look funny!

Spare ribs are really special when they come with “ham”.

Sham, sham, sham, sham, spare ribs, sham, sham and sham.

Look, you’re just a rib. 1.99 a pound at Kroger, OK? I’ve met ribs before and you’re all the same.

Waiter! Are all the meals here thespians?
We don’t enquire into their sexual preferences, sir.

The Restaurant is called Drama Queen.

This is the only time you’re allowed to play with your food…

I guess it’s when you finished eating your digestion starts to act up.

Green noodles? Don’t they know St. Patrick’s day is over?

I came to Hollywood to be an actor, and now I act like a waiter.

Green noodles are people!

– Dear actresses and actors, spareribs and noodles! Today’s Oscar weenie is …

Try our Pyrenean lamb ribs on the grill. He speaks English!

Waiter, what is today’s acting special?

When green things start growing in your spareribs BBQ sauce, it is probably time to disinfect your fridge.

“We’re just here until the real special sparerib noodles return”.

BRILLIANT!

Waiter! My spareribs are too melodramatic.

We are your sad to report the passing of our special sparerib noodles. We have nationwide searching for permanent replacing noodles. Hoping you will find happy with these acting special sparerib noodles in the between times.