Happy Mux

They’re running amux!

I got a cavity after reading that.

Down in the crawlspace are many apples.

Oh … After so long Engrish pause, finally a mux.

I don’t know how many apples in your home, but

I’ll do anything for apples

What no dancing cats

Apples? Let’s see, there’s my desktop, my laptop, two iPods…

I don’t know how many apples but I know how to count the balls .

I’m seeing pink elephants. Something tells me your apples are fermented!

This is the most confusing word problem I’ve ever encountered in math!

Happy multiplexing is a warm communication stream.

Mmmmmm…sweet food!

Let’s see…flatulent rabbit ascends into Happy Mux behind tailless elephant ridden by…sayyy…are you sure this is the Bayeux tapestry?

– Hmmm … *thinks hard* … Eight?

nice try; my parents told me never to take candy from strangers

Happy MuXmas!

You may think you have a lot of apples, but they just can’t compare to my oranges!

I love you, a bushel and a peck…

Is this a trick question?

It’s X-Mux time!

My ark is full of apples, and funny coloured animals – Lord?

I never thought about the happiness of my MPEG-4 container while multiplexing video and audio streams. Next time, I’ll add some pink elephants and flying rabbits.

@DnT 1515. Somthing? Yes. A policeman with an AlcoTest kit.