Crab for all situations
Photo courtesy of Jon Henderson.
Found in Thailand.
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crap is the new spam, spam, spam, spam…..
crab cooks the clock, including the time hand(s)
Oh, crab
How does the squid cook an egg, or should I ask?
I thought the whore dust gave you crabs… “crab itches” is not on the menu.
– Waiter! Your squid cooked the egg my penguin laid on the top of a television set!
A Mrs Porn speciality
The crab burns the whore. Forces dust
Obviously, they misspelled ‘crab’
You should crap your hands to get rid of all that whore dust…
I’ll have the squid cooks an egg without so much crab on it.
– Mommy, look how time fries!
The seafood is too clever. Let’s eat the chef instead.
– I don’t want this crab, Mommy!
– Then at least eat the flies, honey.
Sounds like Dusty has the crabs again.
Crab can do anything you want. Except cooking an egg, but we have squid for that.
CRAB SMASH!
Oops, sorry, that’s the Hulk…
Whore dust is a lot like pixie dust but with full nudity and happy ending.
It’s “poudre de la courtisane”, if you please….
‘Force Crab” … the Jedi power they don’t talk about.
Crab cooks whore dust is the plot of the new TV series Breaking Crab.
With crab cooks whore dust you get slutea.
I guess SpongeBob quit, so Mr. Crabs has to do the cooking now.
@jjhitt: May the crab be with you.
Things are are getting out of hand in Bikini Bottom.
Mr. Burns is pretty crabby.
Squid cooks that hand from Time Warp Tickers.
The only restaurant in the world where the cooking is done by marine life instead of humans.
The squid’s hands are all wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey.
All those responsibilities done by a single crab?
Why not Zoidberg?
Doctor doctor – there’s a lobster on my piano!!!!!
Don’t be silly man – you have some crabs on your organ!
As acclaimed as the whore dust is here, I’ll just go for the egg.
Crab is overworked.
Crab is yelled at by boss.
Crab is steamed.
I asked for a couple lines of whore dust and all I got was a small coke :/
See Dick. Dick reads a book. See Sally. Sally walks to school. See Squid. Squid cooks egg.
It cooks the time hand by its squid or else it cuts the crab again
Mama Squid laid a hundred eggs, and is hungry now, so she eats one of them. Is that cannibalism?
“U crab”. Me??? Why cant i be the squid, you’re easier on the squid.
The crab burns, because the have doused him in “Prik Nam Pla” sauce.
Thai waiter: “Hey farang! How do you want your Thai meal?”
Me (farang): ‘Ped, ped, pleas.
Thai waiter: “Hey farang! How do you want your Thai meal?”
Me (farang): ‘Ped, ped, please.’
To match the lamp burns
What is “whore dust” may I ask?