Also, we’re out of mushrooms….

Foie gas bean burn would be really horrible to have.

Fried mushroom incorrectly … we apologize if you hallucinate after eating it

Fried chicken with Maggie Smith? That would be an awesome dinner date.

Pate that burns twice and incorrect mushrooms whst could go wrong.

Yee haa Blazing Saddles rides again.

Mmmmm … Saucy Maggie!

– Waiter, these mushrooms are fried incorrectly!
– But … I corrected them … Sir.

So this is why that guy doesn’t want to work on Maggie’s farm no more.

Maggie sauce would be OK but Bart sauce could be a problem.

Fried on LSD incoherently.

These are not the mushrooms you’re looking for.

There’s no right way to fry mushrooms incorrectly.

The cook was fried to the gills, so the mushroom wasn’t.

The menu is politically incorrect!

Feel the bean Burn.

“Wake up Maggie I think I’ve got something to say to you….”

At least they can admit they are incompetent mushroom makers.

Nnnnooo! Not Maggie!

Wong Flied Mushrooms

Fried mushroom incorrectly is what happens when you mistake atomic cuisine for molecular cuisine.

maggie sauce is no good. Try maggot sauce.

There is a product called Maggi sauce. Apparently it’s like a soy sauce that contains no soy. So maybe the fried chicken contains no chicken. 😕

Foie gras, for those who don’t know, is fatted goose liver. I wonder if beans have anything to do with it?

We’re out of the right kind of mushrooms.

@Long Tom: If they did, it would be farted goose liver.

Wow, the mushroom dish dispays honesty in advertising!!!

Statistics prove that 9 out of ten Uni. students recommend Maggie Noodles with everything.

@Kioku; That is what I would like to se in Real Estate.

1. Renovators special = It fell down three weeks previously.
2. Enjoy the privacy etc. = It is down the end of cul de sac which is impassable 200 days a year.
3. Unique property = None of us has ever seen anything f—-n remotely like it..
4. Spacious property = There IS actually enough room to swing a cat in the rooms.
5. Needs work/TLC = See numbers 1and 3

If you care about vegetables, please don’t eat the foie gras bean burn. They force feed the beans goose livers.

Rod Stewart has finally gone senile, taking his own lyrics deadly serious.

I suppose the poor goose was stuffed incorrectly as well.