Your ideology gives me indigestion.

I like a red in my meal

As compared to a cool maoist

Fragrant and hot? Bulls**t!

Engrish or Engelsish?

– A social revolution with some proletariat and a glass of bourgeoisie, please.

Mao’s Little Red Pepper

The Lenin fragrance is almost overwhelming.

Today’s specialty: Fried Rich Engels

The fragrance you can smell is revolution fermenting.

It’s a great place to socialise.

– Waiter! Where is my analysis of material conditions and the economic activities required to satisfy society’s material needs?
– At a certain stage of development, Sir.

MMmmmm…. smells like Dialectical Materialism.

The owner is a capitalist.

Chinese chefs of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but a little MSG!

From each according to the menu, to each according to the cook.

–Waitress, there’s a Communist revolution in my soup!
–Shh! Keep it down or everyone will want one!

“Diners of the World, Eat! You have nothing to lose but your hunger!”

“Permanent Revolution” — in my country we call that a rotisserie.

I think this Engrish has old Karl doing revolutions in his grave.

Flagrant Marxism! That’s hot!

“Waiter! This food is revolting!”
“The cook will be pleased to hear that, sir.”

I’ll have a bowl of Groucho, with a side of Harpo and Chico, hold the Zeppo.

or I have have a bowl of Duck Soup.

Like us on Fascist book!

Marxism isn’t dead, it just smells funny. And is spicy.

The Chinese government is trying to sell it’s ideology to the people, literally

It’s the opiate for the masses!

Mmm, red meat.

Quit your Stalin, put on your Lenin and Trotsky over here!

Too much Hot Marxism, gives me the Trotskys.

An intellectual is trying to pick up a blonde on a cruise.

Intel: “Have you red Marx?”

Blonde: OH YES! These wicker deck chairs really kill.

The management recommends, a Molotov Cocktail as an aperitif.

A MOLOTOV COCTAIL FOR FINE DINING Take some Petroleum Jelly, some petrol, aluminium powder, some strips of Magnesium cut into little bits, sulphur.(if you can’t source phosphorus) Mix in a glass bowl with a wooden spoon. Buy a crate of magnums of Champagne – drink them. Then! If you still feel up to fighting, put your “napalm” in the bottle and cork it. Then turn the bottle upside down. Put battery acid (H2SO4 in the dimple in the bottom. Seal with plasticine, Glad-Wrap, and a couple of heavy rubber bands. Attach a couple of sheets of blotting paper soaked in… Read more »

EDIT: mode d emploi

the most delicious Spread of Communism I’ve sampled

If anyone ever read Leonard Nimoy’s account of what Red China used to be like from “I Am Spock” (he was filming a movie in Beijing about Marco Polo, with himself in the role of Achmet the Turk), they would appreciate the irony of this sign.

Finally, some Engrish liberals won’t find offensive. ;p

We also organize private communist parties with cheese burgeroisie.

@timmy

And it wouldn’t be inaccurate either

Even the sign looks burning hot!

Communism: everyone gets the chance to stir the Pol Pot.

Popular restaurant with the ‘Stop the War’ coalition

Every time I eat here I want to own the means of production 20 minutes later.