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Sexy headphones
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Dtech headphones found in China.
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“Hey YOCI, are we going to steal some pic-a-nic baskets?”
The translator had too much pure bourbon.
bourdon = a low-pitched stop in an organ or harmonium, typically a sixteen-foot stopped diapason.
Unquote!!
I have some trouble imagining that, in an MP3 or 4 player.
And I thought I had a damn good imaginator.
YOCI Image. I guess watching adult movies with a loving partner, may cause one to fondle something.
But! Speaking for myself, I never ever get to watch more that 5 minutes of the movie.
I se the engrish. The chinese text mentions “89” a couple of times.
Therein lies the error; It should be “69”. Unless them oriental devils, have invented a new pleasure.
EDIT: that = than (Entschuldigen sie mir, sich besser werden bitte)
I’m so bourd, but at least the quallty is High. Fondle fondle, admire.
I like to touch
I love to feel inanimate objects
This displays rule 34 of cartoon characters while it plays music.
And haz low quallty speling to
So you’re saying we’re supposed to fondle anyone wearing these headphones?
YOCI? Someone made a boo-boo!
You get to fondle the Yoci bare.
I always appreclate quallty.
But if the alt is clear how will we know if the element didn’t load?
YOCI – You Only Caress Images
Young Onset Cognitive Impairment (YOCI) is caused by listening too much MP3/4 on ipod with a seep of pure bourbon.
@Marum: If I had a sixteen foot pipe there’d be no stopping it! 😈
Has clear, alt, and other random computer keys.
See inside for fondling instructions.
MP5 or nothing!
Bottle of Jim Beam included.
Funny thing is when I searched up YOCI it’s a cartoon monkey so how’s that supposed to be.
‘Bourdon’ can also mean: “the drone pipe of a bagpipe.”
Finally, a company that knows what the average customer is looking for in a headphone.
Mo-o-om, Joey’s fondling his headphones again!
You’re going to go blind! Stop fondling your headphones!
Actually! Even if you had a sixteen inch organ, you would need a “stop” on it somewhere.
but i don’t want to be fondled !