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Pffft u non-smorker
posted on 9 Dec 2015 in Signs
Photo courtesy of Jan Patranella.
Found at a home center store in Japan.
(130 votes, average: 4.41 out of 5)
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Smorkers corughing is music to my soul. I should compose an aria of that.
I love a good smoking song
The smorker’s lounge has the best classical music.
The hills are alive with the sound of hacking
Is that a new Castlevania game?
Laugh, clown,
at your stricken lung!
Laugh at the tar that poisons your heart!
– Mommy, what’s that barking?
The most popular aria is probably ‘Smorke on the Water’
Is that where the fat lady sings?
I get the tenor of the message.
Soprano, baritone or cancer kazoo?
Ah yes, the famous smorking aria from Mme. Buttelfry.
…..Ah yes, the famous smorking aria from Mme. Buttelfry.
Smorking, are ya? Well, just follow the arrow.
I still don’t know what smorking is supposed to sound like, but apparently it has sufficient musical quality for an opera performance.
From “The Barber and Tobacconist of Seville”.
I believe the “Smorking Aria” is the name of song the Swedish Chef sings before he lights one up. “Um Smork, Smork, Smork!”
I was looking for the Smurfing Lounge.
“Tonight featuring Deep Purple and their big hit “Smork On The Water”.
Dun dun DA,
Dun dun Da-da!
I’ve seen so many “smorking” signs that I can only conclude that it’s the Engrish leading the Engrish.
Smork by Bjork.
High “Cs” banned in terminal.
Q. What do you think of smorking.
A. Dunno. I’ve never smorked.
“What’s playing on the lounge TV?”
“Smork and Mindy.”
It ain’t over ’til the fat lady coughs.
What a great idea! If only someone could come up with an opera about cigars. Georges, you Bizet? Can you think of something? How about you, Carmen? Anybody?
Hope they have ventorlation fans for the performance of this aria!
Be the careful. It can be bad for the hearth.
So where is the Twerking Aria?
Where’s the smorking symphony and harmony?
The Pavarotti of the pipe.
The Carerras of the cigar.
And the Bocelli of the bumper.
@filboid.
How about; The Barber of Havanna?
It’..Smork and Mindy Singing!
@Dr Lex. It sounds similar to the fifth act from Tosca.
Third Act from The Thieving MagPIPE ?
This is the third time you’ve been caught smorking Aria in public!
You can’t sing the smorking aria if you don’t inhale properly.
Written by Kozue Amano!