This trash is sick!

It puts the killer in the basket…

Be careful of what lurks inside

Well it could be a permanent holiday

“Killer littering, dude.” “Thanks. Your jaywalking is, like, totally righteous.”

Enjoy lunch in the Jeffrey Dahmer Food Court.

Throw your hammers and ribs somewhere else.

If this was Chernobyl, it would be “nuclear littering”.

“We’re slashing prices!”

Innocent people have died because you threw your gum wrapper on the floor!

The inspiration for this sign was the following online review:
“Holiday Plaza is pretty nice, but corpses and bloodied weapons are strewn everywhere.”

Slash it, don’t trash it.

“Use the trash can. My crawl space is full.” — John Wayne Gacy.

No patting Mr. Peanut on the butt!

I think this was already on engrish before.

There’s more than one body on the terrace this time.

Guns don’t kill people; LITTER kills people.

Also, please recycle your burglars and muggers.

@Huu Yuu: You’re right. I remember posting a caption referencing Jerry Lee Lewis.

Is this sign from the Ukraine?

A hand, a hammer, and a breast, walk into a bar. The hammer orders an Ouzo, the hand orders a beer, and the breast orders a glass of milk. What time does the 7.30 train leave for central?

Litter killing is OK?

Are they implying that if you drop litter off that balcony you could kill someone? Seems like a dangerous place…

Always remember to properly dispose nuclear waste.

I am confused…..
Is it that:
1) only killers are asked not to litter;
2) only non-deadly litter is allowed;
3) management is tired of dead bodies;
4) management is tired of picking up seial killers?

Help!!!!!!

♫ Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, that killed all my girlfriends, that I had in February of last year…♫

@Ben. I used to be a jaywalker.
But they made me put my clothes on.

Remember to always put your groady litter in the lame bins.