“Killer littering, dude.” “Thanks. Your jaywalking is, like, totally righteous.”
jjhitt
9 years ago
Enjoy lunch in the Jeffrey Dahmer Food Court.
DrLex
9 years ago
Throw your hammers and ribs somewhere else.
jjhitt
9 years ago
If this was Chernobyl, it would be “nuclear littering”.
jjhitt
9 years ago
“We’re slashing prices!”
Long Tom
9 years ago
Innocent people have died because you threw your gum wrapper on the floor!
DrLex
9 years ago
The inspiration for this sign was the following online review:
“Holiday Plaza is pretty nice, but corpses and bloodied weapons are strewn everywhere.”
jjhitt
9 years ago
Slash it, don’t trash it.
jjhitt
9 years ago
“Use the trash can. My crawl space is full.” — John Wayne Gacy.
sirpaulfan
9 years ago
No patting Mr. Peanut on the butt!
Huu Yuu
9 years ago
I think this was already on engrish before.
Droll not Troll
9 years ago
There’s more than one body on the terrace this time.
Droll not Troll
9 years ago
Guns don’t kill people; LITTER kills people.
Droll not Troll
9 years ago
Also, please recycle your burglars and muggers.
Droll not Troll
9 years ago
@Huu Yuu: You’re right. I remember posting a caption referencing Jerry Lee Lewis.
Marum
9 years ago
Is this sign from the Ukraine?
Marum
9 years ago
A hand, a hammer, and a breast, walk into a bar. The hammer orders an Ouzo, the hand orders a beer, and the breast orders a glass of milk. What time does the 7.30 train leave for central?
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago
Litter killing is OK?
Tom41
9 years ago
Are they implying that if you drop litter off that balcony you could kill someone? Seems like a dangerous place…
Vulcan64
9 years ago
Always remember to properly dispose nuclear waste.
Ann
9 years ago
I am confused…..
Is it that:
1) only killers are asked not to litter;
2) only non-deadly litter is allowed;
3) management is tired of dead bodies;
4) management is tired of picking up seial killers?
Help!!!!!!
TS
9 years ago
♫ Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, that killed all my girlfriends, that I had in February of last year…♫
Marum
9 years ago
@Ben. I used to be a jaywalker.
But they made me put my clothes on.
Airrider
9 years ago
Remember to always put your groady litter in the lame bins.
It puts the killer in the basket…
Be careful of what lurks inside
Well it could be a permanent holiday
“Killer littering, dude.” “Thanks. Your jaywalking is, like, totally righteous.”
Enjoy lunch in the Jeffrey Dahmer Food Court.
Throw your hammers and ribs somewhere else.
If this was Chernobyl, it would be “nuclear littering”.
“We’re slashing prices!”
Innocent people have died because you threw your gum wrapper on the floor!
The inspiration for this sign was the following online review:
“Holiday Plaza is pretty nice, but corpses and bloodied weapons are strewn everywhere.”
Slash it, don’t trash it.
“Use the trash can. My crawl space is full.” — John Wayne Gacy.
No patting Mr. Peanut on the butt!
I think this was already on engrish before.
There’s more than one body on the terrace this time.
Guns don’t kill people; LITTER kills people.
Also, please recycle your burglars and muggers.
@Huu Yuu: You’re right. I remember posting a caption referencing Jerry Lee Lewis.
Is this sign from the Ukraine?
A hand, a hammer, and a breast, walk into a bar. The hammer orders an Ouzo, the hand orders a beer, and the breast orders a glass of milk. What time does the 7.30 train leave for central?
Litter killing is OK?
Are they implying that if you drop litter off that balcony you could kill someone? Seems like a dangerous place…
Always remember to properly dispose nuclear waste.
I am confused…..
Is it that:
1) only killers are asked not to litter;
2) only non-deadly litter is allowed;
3) management is tired of dead bodies;
4) management is tired of picking up seial killers?
Help!!!!!!
♫ Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, that killed all my girlfriends, that I had in February of last year…♫
@Ben. I used to be a jaywalker.
But they made me put my clothes on.
Remember to always put your groady litter in the lame bins.