We have plenty of time

Don’t make me pull over if you keep complaining about having plenty of time and that I need to hurry up a little.

It’s just a caption so just relax for Mystery Caption Theater 3000.

I love a mixed metaphor

A modern traffic jam

I myself like time that just holds still.

Found under the wheels of the Careful Driving truck.

I have plenty of money.
I like that money that just passes by.
Can you hurry up and give me a little more!

The messages on the shirt are almost as annoying as the voices in my head!

Honey, my Rolex is running fast again!

I’m relaxing as fast as I can!!

Relax. Don’t relax too much.

The dyes in this shirt are colour fast. Could they be a little colour faster?

Hurry up the cakes – then relax them.

That’s almost a haiku!

A big top shirt for someone with a cute little bottom.

I don’t like time that races past and then cuts in front of me.

Hurry up and wait.

STUFF THE TRAFFIC.! Lets pull over and screw.

@DnT It is the ones that go the wrong way around roudabouts that worry me.

I usually need a poo refill after that.

“Hurry Up!

That’s what my wife usually says. 😥

If you travel faster than the speed of light, you could find yourself coming, before you started the foreplay.

– Oh dear … I’m coming … I’m coming … !
– Don’t worry, sweetie. We have plenty of time.

– B … But Officer, there was no speed limit!

You have to teach passive aggression at an early age. Otherwise they’ll end up being well adjusted.

H.U.R.R.Y. UP.
-aaron rodgers

Take your time, hurry up, the choice is yours, could you please not be late though?

Boyfriend: I’ve been here since two hours ago when you should’ve been here. It is I who should be asking you that.

Girlfriend: Are you saying that I am late?!

The point is: If you have plenty of time, you have no time to slow down … Right, Mr. Zen?

I am Bill gates. Can you please lend me some money?

That’s the way my ex talked to me in bed.

Either the first two lines are sarcastic or the person is doing anger management exercises