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Well I’m glad its not silent lambs
Well heres Johnny
You put the fruit on the skin or else you get the freshing again.
Best fruits are silent fruits
Silent of the rambutans.
Don’t excavate me, I don’t know where you’ve been.
Excavate? I wold if I cold.
Simon and Garfunkel’s new song, The sound of fruit.
My surgeon excavated me to put a light bulb in my heart. Now I always feel bright.
Do they want us to excavate so we can berry the fruits?
WARNING: Excessive excavation of exotic freshing fruit shold be expremay dengerlus
The Silent of the Fruit: Well, Clarice – have the apricots stopped screaming?
“The only thing you shold do” is not pick the watermelons when they are the size of grapes.
No noising of the fruits!
– Nick ‘Ex’ Cave
Silent fruits are grown on Silent Hill and you are told not to excavate the past.
The grape was silent until I stepped on it. Then it gave a little wine.
I think that’s a direct quote from Norman Lockwell.
That’s why there are no figs in the picture. They’re the musical fruit.
@Lora: Figs? I thought that was beans. 😕
A man told me he was trying to find some Hasidic Jews, so I gave him a lemon and told him to squeeze it.
– Mommy! I need to excavate!
mmmmm…soylent fruit.
Fruits are good for silent life paintings.
Well fruits/
If you can read this;
Thank a heterosexual.
@jjhitt. UIf you want melons contact Pamela Anderson.
@Droll not Troll – figs is a variation of the rhyme and it made more sense to me since they really are fruit.
When I was a kid My dad would always say, “Beans beans are good for your heart, the more you eat the more you fart!”
Wrath of The Lambs
Silent of The Fruits
Ear protection required during excavation, until the noisy fruits are silenced.
There are vegetables you excavate, namely root vegetables such as potatoes and carrots.
As far as I know, there is no fruit which grows underneath the soil.
Motivational stationery for diggers.