Sir, I am the police. And a doctor.

We just want to ask a few questions. This won’t hurt a bit.

Admit him, Danno.

“Modern chinese medicine has found that most patients can be cured simply by finding the weak spot in their case history though relentless interrogation. We call that the Policebo Effect.”

It covers all the bases

Well at least they’re not architects

Isn’t that sign meant to be read from right to left?

Ordinary people were forced into hospital because they tried to escape from police who attempted to arm them with big guns.

You can get arrested, tested, de-infested and possibly molested

People with no arms should go to the hospital on the other side of town.

“Isn’t that sign meant to be read from right to left?”
It reads correctly on the other side…

May the force be with you at this trying time.

@Peter: This looks correct to you? 😛
ɘƨɘniʜƆ ƨ’ɘlqoɘꟼ bɘmɿA ɘɔiloꟼ ɘɔɿoᖷ lɒƚiqƨoH ʇo ǫniႱiɘᙠ

Why is the sign floating in space? Just wondering.

I feel a headache coming on already.

@Sparky. Because the farce is with it.

The Beijing People’s Hospital of Armed Police Force?

@DnT: Two observations:
1. The Chinese is written from right to left.
2. The translation is indeed correct when read backwards.
Conclusion: the translator was either an idiot, or someone with a strange sense of humor.

Do I get points for alliteration, using the last two letters, instead of the customary first one?

@Dr Lex.
3. You are reading it from the wrong dimension.

“Arrest under you’re.”

Sorry, but I’m just a human beijing …

For patients with police attack

– B … but Officer, please don’t hit me, I’m dying!

Our staff is called ‘Peepigs’

“Armed people’s Chinese”: a peculiar Northern dialect spoken by collectors of weaponry.

And why exactly is correct English so hard to find in the Asian region (on signs, etc.)?

I didn’t go to Police Doctor Academy for 4 yrs to be called officer.

@Marum

Ok! Completely understand now. HA

we will commit police brutality… then patch you up so that we can do it again

Hands washed, don’t shoot.

“Where does it hurt? And can you describe the perp for our sketch artist?”

“Where you can find the operating and interrogation table in one room (and table as well”

Boy, budget cuts have hit hard.

Chinese is a beautiful written language, looks like art… yet the people who “translate” it into English seem to just throw some English words up on some signs. I don’t get it. Why put art on a sign but make no effort to make the English fit?

I’d rather call the Church Police !

you have the right to remain healthy, any medication you takes could be used against you in the operation room