We will tenderly misunderstand.

I’m a gentle man at heart

It’s the steroids

If it takes a screaming barbarian in a loincloth to tell you to be tender and to mind your manners, you may want to switch to decaf.

If the staff don’t notice you, try communicating by jungle drum.

Yo, staff! All this exercise is making me very tender.

That figures. I just got new batteries for my bullhorn.

And I’ve been working on my Tarzan yell.

Hmmph…Tarzan strong, not tender. Tarzan yell, not whisper. New jungle rules cramp Tarzan’s style. Tarzan no like.

Written by the staff.

At least they’re honest…

So tender! I love the gym staffers. In their own minds, perhaps they are a white Tarzan. Anyway, very fine Engrish!

It isn’t easy to exercise when your staff is tender.

“Tenderly crush your enemies. See them driven before you. Hear the lamentations of their women.”

– Can it speak tender?
– Yes! I am!

– Nice to meet you, please.

I, Conan the Barbarian, recommend this restaurant

I also have a heart.

Last battle, I collected six.

Australia’s new Foreign Minister, is not much on dress-sense.

Ironically, this is better English than Tarzan ever learned.

It spends pleasant time or it gets the h… oh, never mind. You know the drill.

– Hey staff! Ole!

Jack the Jock says, only you can prevent jock itch.

why is tarzan cupping his mouth so he can yell, but then expressing his thoughts IN A THOUGHT BUBBLE!?!?

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♫ And I scream from the top of my lungs
What’s goin’ on?

HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA!

Ooops! Sorry… I mean heyyeyaaeyaaaeyaeyaa ♫

“Call out me tender, call out me sweet, never let me go….”

They’re especially fragile on casually Fridays.

“The staff isn’t good at English”? Gee, I’d never have guessed.

Conan commands you to be tender!