As long as it is past-your-eyes

As long as it is past-your-eyes

posted on 5 Apr 2015 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

Photo courtesy of Jolene Bestbier.
Found in South Africa. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Sounds like a gas-tronomic delight.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I can’t believe it’s not butt.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

It’s best when between the buns.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Sounds like a Mexican delicacy…

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

For those who are cracktose intolerant.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

From the makers of Country Crack.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

High in flavour, low in Cholesterol, low in decibel… Easy to spread!

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

I tried it, and it was awful.
I’ll stick to my high fart spread thank you very much.

Bad noise
Bad noise
10 years ago

This is what my girlfriend needs.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Complete with lumps

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Has a nice hum to it

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Silent but deadly

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

It’s the one to spread before you cut the cheese.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

and I thought this is only available at Cracker Barrel

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

buttler – a person who consumes low fart spread

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

It’s a light spread but you don’t have to light it.

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

I had to return mine! It was too runny.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Just getting serious for a moment here… the package seems to say “medium fat spread”. Is that a thing?

Airrider
Airrider
10 years ago

Adjust your choke to get a wider fart spread.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

It would be better if it were Old Fart Low Fart Spread

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Do you spread this on your butt to achieve low farts? I’m confused.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Googled OLE and it comes up with :
Object Linking and Embedding is a proprietary technology developed by Microsoft that allows embedding and linking to documents and other objects.

What that means:
The low fart spread will be linked and embedded in your arss permanently until Microsoft comes up with a newer version.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Well. If they can invent the burpless cucumber.

I guess they can invent the fartless artichoke.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Ole = ¡Qué interpretación más maravillosa!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Marvellously done!

What more can one say?

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Perfect for crop dusting.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Helps the flatus to slip under the radar — SBD — Olé!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

The Beano of the spread world.

combat_rock
combat_rock
10 years ago

Best when prepared in a Dutch oven.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I’ll just have Cafe Ole

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

CAUTION: Not suitable for children under farty

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

Is it just me, or is there a package of cheese on the bottom right labelled “Rancid”?

RT
RT
10 years ago

well, i AM all about dat bass

Stargazer143Orion
Stargazer143Orion
10 years ago

@A Non-Y Mouse:
“Just getting serious for a moment here… the package seems to say ‘medium fat spread’. Is that a thing?”
It is NOW, seemingly..!.and please keep the serious jazz to a minimum. These people have their reputations to think about!
(I’m dying, here!! Love it! 🙂

huangxin
huangxin
10 years ago

hah. make sure it could decline fart spread?

Peter (NT)
Peter (NT)
10 years ago

And I suppose it’s also low crap, um . . . low carb, too?

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