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As long as it is past-your-eyes
Photo courtesy of Jolene Bestbier.
Found in South Africa.
(166 votes, average: 4.64 out of 5)
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Sounds like a gas-tronomic delight.
I can’t believe it’s not butt.
It’s best when between the buns.
Sounds like a Mexican delicacy…
For those who are cracktose intolerant.
From the makers of Country Crack.
High in flavour, low in Cholesterol, low in decibel… Easy to spread!
I tried it, and it was awful.
I’ll stick to my high fart spread thank you very much.
This is what my girlfriend needs.
Complete with lumps
Has a nice hum to it
Silent but deadly
It’s the one to spread before you cut the cheese.
and I thought this is only available at Cracker Barrel
buttler – a person who consumes low fart spread
It’s a light spread but you don’t have to light it.
I had to return mine! It was too runny.
Just getting serious for a moment here… the package seems to say “medium fat spread”. Is that a thing?
Adjust your choke to get a wider fart spread.
It would be better if it were Old Fart Low Fart Spread
Do you spread this on your butt to achieve low farts? I’m confused.
Googled OLE and it comes up with :
Object Linking and Embedding is a proprietary technology developed by Microsoft that allows embedding and linking to documents and other objects.
What that means:
The low fart spread will be linked and embedded in your arss permanently until Microsoft comes up with a newer version.
Well. If they can invent the burpless cucumber.
I guess they can invent the fartless artichoke.
Ole = ¡Qué interpretación más maravillosa!
Marvellously done!
What more can one say?
Perfect for crop dusting.
Helps the flatus to slip under the radar — SBD — Olé!
The Beano of the spread world.
Best when prepared in a Dutch oven.
I’ll just have Cafe Ole
CAUTION: Not suitable for children under farty
Is it just me, or is there a package of cheese on the bottom right labelled “Rancid”?
well, i AM all about dat bass
@A Non-Y Mouse:
“Just getting serious for a moment here… the package seems to say ‘medium fat spread’. Is that a thing?”
It is NOW, seemingly..!.and please keep the serious jazz to a minimum. These people have their reputations to think about!
(I’m dying, here!! Love it! 🙂
hah. make sure it could decline fart spread?
And I suppose it’s also low crap, um . . . low carb, too?