Getting better!

But not feeling well at all

Better than being dead

Just screams at me

– Mommy! I see alive people!

I only fabulously vaguely understand this important shirt. I just alive.

for being fabulous, this shirt is not very colorful.

“You’re so vague, you probably think this song is about you.”

I think, therefore I might be…. maybe….. I dunno…

As seen on the cover of Vague magazine.

“It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it.”

Alive of Brain?

What the Kardashians think of themselves.

The first Frankenstein T-shirt.

A vaguely important T-shirt.

Absolutely.

Must be Justin Bieber alive!

Please hold the line. Your fabulous is vaguely important to us.

I wonder if “just” is another adjective here.

You. Look. Fabulous.
For someone who is scarcely and vaguely alive.

How is it that random word generators create expressions that are much more coherent?

I just alived in town. I’m important in a vaguely fabulous way. Bow down and pray before me.

Sort of fabulous… -ish, errm… after a fashion, but also… rather not fabulous, if you take my meaning.

Just like me I guess. At my age I still have 80% recall.

Yeah! 80% of the time when I go somewhere, I remember what the f— I went there for.

And Jesus said. “I need an Ass.” By which, I assume, he meant a hairy quadruped. But of course, in the middle east in those days, they were somewhat “vague” about such matters.

Ghosts, zombies, vampires…. they all make being undead so fabulous. Being just alive is so boring.

I’m so vaguely fabulous, I can barely stand to be alive

At least the “vague” part is accurate…

i was only just alive yesterday