In fine children everywhere.

Do not make little multi-colored plastic robot unhappy. It likes to play in big children too. Use power digger to insert robot in children.

POWER DI**ER ?!

Small bits contain

Just add water

And who is supposed to be the player?

You must contain small pieces.

When I grow up I want to play in Orson Wells!

Please inflict it on everyone

Most unsuccessful adult toy !

Looks “X” rated to me.

Something for Freddy’s, perhaps?

Let it play in all children? This is quite puzzling.

Let’s play a game…

I would have thought, that if one was in small children, there wold not be much “free play”.

Must be from Thailand.

Do not attempt sexual intercourse with the Munchkins.

I am a catholic priest, and I endorse this product.

POWER DIGGER. Pretty cute work with the double ‘G”s. Oh, Narita-kuko, you are a perennial source of Engrish. God forbid asking any of the millions of furriners passing by for a quite English check. “Look, Taro-kun, they are laughing and smiling and smirking! Our sign must be good!”

quite = quick

… Adults, please let it play in you too. This is not just for kids.

Guess I don’t want to be a toys-r-us kid after all.

Show the doctor where the power digger played in you, Honey.

Ideal use before deployment is in the adult man with the well-sized chest.

Don’t worry…it’s not a choking hazard.

Mmmmmmm…bacteria!

CAUTION: May contain adult playful parts

Please to notify when it prison release and moves in neighbors!

Power Digger the Dog, goes with you when you explore…

As it is adjustable to half a metre long, it is capable of satisfyingly playing in quite big children too

Remember to install locking ring.

I like the “no young children” icon on the sign. Please do not give this toy to snotty, bratty, annoying red-haired kids who still suck on soothers at age 8.