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Like tipping the velvet
New cannibal flavor
Served in Dead Cone
My younger sister is particularly tender, however, if you prefer something more suckling, perhaps dad is more of your choice.
Would you like crushed nuts on your ice cream, Mr Lecter?
– Mommy! You scream!
– No, honey. I scream!
The family that licks together sticks together.
This must be Harry Potter’s family flavor.
I never knew my wife has such a bad taste.
From the Hale Xue family ice cream line… magic flavor!
In Engrish, we have a saying, relatives are best served cold.
– Mmmm … Mommy?!
These aren’t the cones we’re looking for.
errrr, thanks, but I’m vegan … now
Well, it tastes rather sour with a bitter aftertaste…
Signed, the Green family.
It’s people!
I’m sorry, what did you say is in the Happy Family Special #2, again?
‘Get your hands off of me, you damned dirty ape!”
Sorry, wrong movie.
Except Uncle Bill, who has always been tasteless.
ho le xuet, your family tastes good!
Keep your friends closed but your family frozen
Kind of tastes like chicken……….no, fish.
May contain mushroom.
It is special ISL Ice-cream. If you eat too much, it will cause your weight to blow up.
When my lady says “taste”, I need no second invitation.
Taste, tickle bite,
Starts the night off right.
May contain traces of mushroom.
My daddy can lick your daddy!
I think someone removed a word from that big yellow space in the middle. It should read: Taste my family “member”
Berry Christmas and Happy I Scream!
Come on . . . my family consists of two members. The third one is a Sibe Husky, also male ^_^
Hey Meester, want my seester?
Jimmies on any cone 25 cents extra; guaranteed made from relatives named “Jimmy”.
Guaranteed homemade.