Arson: crime on a conscience

But I don’t smoke

Regret the cigarette

I disparage your cigarettes and set your house on fire. One good way to help people give it up.

Welcome to Pyromaniacs 101.

Brought to you by NOPE– the National Organization of Pyromaniac Ethics.

WARNING: It must explode with delight!

Needs more tape.

Only YOU can disparage forest fires. — Smokey-san, Bear

The smoking section of Wreck It Ralph’s “Bad is Good” support group.

That’s a famous quote by Chairman Mao after he set the whole country on fire.

I regret I have ever smoked, bad for my health, but the fire was fun.

M1. Did you hear about the Catholic Priest who was arrested for arson?

M2. Lighting up little fires?

M1. No. Lighting up little boys.

Smoke or die.

Only smoking here.
How rude of you NOT to smoke in this area.

Regrets? I’ve had a few, but then again too few to mention.

Comes on a prain lapper

I don’t regret any women I have set fire to.

@Gooma. Yes mate. But if they take too long too warm up, it could be because you are using too long a fuse.

Cigarettes are now sold in plain parages, thanks to the Australian Government.

Burn, baby, burn.
Disparage inferno.

Is this like Home on the Range for cigarettes? Not a disparaging word about cigarettes, because it makes them feel regret about setting fire.

-sincerely, michael bay-san

No regrets. No apologies. All arson.

You don’t frighten us, foolish cigarettes. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, Mr. Ciggie, you and all your silly butt heads.

I don’t want to talk to you no more, you tobacco-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! I wave my member at you! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

In case of fire, let it burn.

Mr Wrong. Ancient Klingon Curse.

Marum. French taunting. MPFC.

Hey Marum, what happened when the that young Motuan lady climbed the wall of your motel room, and onto you landing, and into your room. We were waiting for a scream or two, if you pulled your “slippery” trick on her. Next minute you arrived on the landing in the nude, with a naked kekeni In your arms. Then you lowered her by one leg into the garden. Then 30 seconds later you reappeared with her clothes, and threw them after her. I don’t know if you got all the Motu she was screaming, she was so mad, we thought… Read more »

BTW. Whatever did you do with the mighty erection you had?

@Gooma. Hahaha mate. She used Motuan words I had never heard before. I didn’t know a beautiful young lady (16yo) could swear so copiously. She must have decided to catch herself a whitey, and live the soft life. As for the erection. I rang the wife, and she told me about how the cat had chucked up on the carpet that morning, one of the taps was leaking, and there was a squeak from the front wheel of her car. Two minutes of “domestic bliss” will get rid of the best erection. That’s why I dropped her into the garden.… Read more »