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So I suppose its for female private part
But maybe over there
unless he’s John Holmes.
and on the other side: Man exclusive use but female are welcome to let them put in.
Signed, Ellen DeGeneres.
Keep out, Man.
♫ You can’t touch this… ♫
“To boldly go where no man has gone before… “
I know. He puts it from THERE.
Lesbians.
Lesbians, everywhere
The other two are okay, right?
These would make great instructions for a number of toys.
T-shirt!
If you want to control something, sleep with your remote.
If I move a little further step can I put it in?
Speak for yourself.
This man has been known to get it in, from the most unexpected angles.
Actually I’m fairly uninhibited. Any way and any place will be fine.
… or else he never gets the hose again!
@BtU: Or, if she’s serious, a tattoo.
Man’s caption is not made at here?
If a woman catches on fire can a man put it out from here?
@Dnt. I saw this photo of a lady with a train tattooed on her stomach. You could see the back of the engine disappearing between her legs.
It was captioned: TUNNEL OF LOVE
A “real” man puts it in from over there !
May I put it in, if I promise to not go past 6 inches – he lied.
Going by the illustrations at the top, those Japanese dildos come in really weird shapes.
Jl: You promised not to!
Marum: I lied. 👿
@DnT. Whilst I have set a few on fire, I cannot recall putting one out in under two hours. 😳
Oh, those silly, silly Japanese sign “translators”.
You won’t get no satisfaction!
That is now the girl reaction
The gloryhole area is on the opposite side.
It could be for female only condos, cause it sure wouldn’t be for female condoms.
this is Exhibit A for why Japan’s birth rate is declining
Since I don’t know Kanji, I am guessing those red things at top are illustrations of various sexual positions reserved only for the ladies… hmmm… looks like fun!
I guess no need for butter
Men are usually less exclusive.
They were getting really sick of heterosexuals screwing in the bathroom…
Sure this wasn’t from the train …those female only cars to avoid the public groping pandemic that worried them a while ago??
That’s what female said!