Yes, me’em, these are the lest ones.

For beggers

E’ll heve the pink beg thunks

– I bag your pardon?

Angrish!

Obviously the writer did not get an A in English class.

@algernon: rather, for baggers.

I’ll have the Relph Leuran one!

The Queen’s English

Brether, cen ye spere a deme?

Frunds, Rudemen, Cuntmen, lend me your hend begs

The Importence of Being Eenest.

Curse you, typos! *Eernest

Yes… Yes, I actually made a typo on something I was deliberately misspelling. >.<

Brother, can you give a guy a hend?

Heppy Appaseti Dey!

“Lenguage is that we may mis-unda-stend each udda.” –Krazy Kat

Wassa problemo. They’re for a hens?

@Algernon. You’re from the South Island then? (NZ)

NZ engrish.

bid = sumewhur yuh have six und slip.
six = somethun yuh do in bid und thun slip.
sex = thuh numbuh aftuh five. (alt mng) The maximum nubuh of times. any humun cun do six in bid.
Trucktuh. Machine fuh plowun the field to grow grass for shipp.
Shipp = Ovine quadruped (alt mng) delightful in bid

@Bamber.

Prince Charles = Namawan pikininni bilong Missus Kwin.

I forgot.
sex shipp = Nirvana!

Pleese, I bag of you, buy these begs!

@Marum
That’s funny.
People in NZ are really hard to understand (atleast to use Americans)

*us Americans

WHET . . . I beg your perdon?

Rooster’d rather die than beg!

I don’t need a beg. Got eny welllats?

Are they good quality? Feckin’ E!

No Merum, I’m from a long wey Seth ef Bresbene

I pay cesh for hend begs!

Buddy can you spare a dame?

Händ Bägs

jast grib one…