I thought it was only a domestic hotel…

For low lifes and other unsavoury characters

All guests will be required to take the Ice Bucket test.

You see we’re not really a hotel

Sincerely ours,

Rong Wong

WARNING: Rong Translation

Sorry, you rong?
No one was at reception.
No we are professional… don’t get the rong idea about us.

OK. I’ll go inside, and see Robby about this.

I’m so sorry esteemed hotel sir.. I already have preconceived ideas about you.

Sorry sir, as I told you, we are not a hotel. Would you care to check out our new local girls? or perhaps something makes you flying to upstairs?

Em orait poro. Wnpela Ladyboy istap.

Em orait poro. Wanpela Ladyboy istap.

This Expat has been at Lihir Island for about a year before he gets some time off.
He flies to China for some R & R, and within a few minutes of arriving at his Hotel, this slim beautiful little Asian lady arrives at the door.
He looks at her and says: “Hell lady you will never do. I could carry you upstairs on it!”
She replies: ‘Ah maybe you able. But maybe you not able carry me down again?’

It’s a great hotel. You never want to leave the Rong Impression.

Notell Hotel.

♫ I met hotel on a Monday and my heart stood still
Da doo rong-rong-rong, Da doo rong-rong
But things really changed when I saw the Bill
Da doo rong-rong-rong, Da doo rong-rong ♫

Fawlty towels are our specialty

The counterpart to Hotel California in China.

Where roomservice is done with a tennis racket.

Uhh! That’s how I serve the meatballs.

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chinesee terraphone.

The fact that the front doors resemble a huge vagina is mere coincidence.

This hotel has 20 floors. No rooms, just floors.

Sum Ting Rong Hear!

Chengdu has many other famous hotels like the Golden Lemon, For Star, Lasony Serviced Apartments, Chengdu Lazybones Backpackers Boutique Hostel, Free Guys Youth hostel Universal House Grand Romance Hotel Four Hungned Club Hostel or even Caesarean Hotel and the 7 Day Inn

Two Rongs Don’t make a write.

How long is the impression anyway?

From the moment you see our sign, you know we live up to our name!

Sorry, rong impression!

“Rong Dong” was the original name.

Shouldn’t that be “Wong Implession”?

…BUT THEY TOLD ME I CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME I LIKE…

Giving the rong impression to the whole world!