We recycle

I do love the taste of compost

Non toxic

For the junk food junky.

sustainable ingredients, fresh and local.

I can make garbage at home. I’ll have the Pork Similar To Pork.

FOOD ALLERGY NOTICE: May contain traces of … just about anything.

They’ll make you a refuse you can’t refuse.

Disclaimer: Mongolian sauce does not contain any Mongolians…. usually.

I have no idea how they can grow fresh vegetables in the Gobi desert.

Most of the vegetables are fresh but the garbage comes from a can.

Enough crap on a fresh vegetable.

Garbage in, garbage out.

“Listen guys, if we add enough green onions they won’t notice.”

I ordered this once when I was trashed.

Correction, Green Beans with Garage

Yeah, I’ve had it before, it’s the number 6 at Panda Express.

IIRC a similar dish was featured in an episode of Barney Miller.

If you want to know what Mongolian Sauce tastes like.
Ask Mongolian women.

I’ll have the Pad Thai with Jimmy Carter.

One man’s garbage is another man’s entree.

Theis menu is as mysterious as the fact that Maccas are the biggest users of prime beef in the southern hemisphere.

I wonder WTF they do with it then..

If you are still constipated after eating here….I envy you.

@BFC. Hydroponically. They put hem around the edges of their Marijuana cultivations.

Our own Mongolians taste better than those … other Mongolians.

The Ped Thai is the reason most people go to Thailand

– Mommy, look, garbage flies!

@DnT They’ll make you a refuse you can’t offer.

I’m not surprised at all. I’ve tried rhubarb and it tastes exactly like rubbish.

Mandarin Pork is similar to Mongolian Pork but it spells a bit differently

THE MONGOLS ARE COMMING!

THE MONGOLS ARE COMMING!

Green Beans, Green Onions and, of course, a Green Garbage Bag.

LITTERally Junk Food!

Eeewwwww… Can’t we get it without the green onion?