Am en

Obviously, He never finished the

Got it!

Got- is he the one that Muslims call Allan?

It’s just a story. It isn’t carved in stone.

Perhaps it has something to do with the one legged crabs

Got creat?

Be some light!

Interesting story, but by the end it all goes to hett.

First Got created ‘the’. Then he didn’t bother anymore and now we’re stuck with broken spelling and grammar.

Got created Death, Taxes, Stupidity and Hydrogen.
The rest is up to you.

GoT? Is this the new way the Jews avoid spelling out the word “God” (most popular way to do it is “G-d”)? “God of Tanach”?

Got lerigion?

Such Gotly Jew-elry.

God created something, and it took some amount of time.

This isn’t the version of the Neverending Story I remember. 😕

“He must have died while he was dictating it.”

Got Spelchek?

Mein Gott!

@DnT. Imshahallan.

Praise be his meme.

These are not Stone Tablets.

THEY ARE IRON TABLETS

@Marum. In that case, I’m all Ferrum.

@Gooma. S’awright mate. We gott’em before the Gorgon got to see’em.

MOSES; MOSES!
“Yes Lord.”
DO YOU WANT SOME COMMANDMENTS FOR YOUR PEOPLE?
“We are a poor people Lord. How much?”
FREE MOSES. FREE!
“Aha Lord! I take ten!”

Unfortunately, being thousands of years old, God appears to have Alzheimer’s.

I know I created it, but I can’t remember what it was, or where it is.

Ain’t no deity like the one-eyed Got.

Got the Farter, Got the Pun and Got the Holy Toast

Now I see what they mean when they say “got God?”

and he also created Ada and Steve.

makes about as much sense as the actual bible…

Found in: the bible belt of the US

What, did Candle Jack proofrea–

Got tammit!

In the beginning Goth created the darkness.

Oh, my Got !

IN THE BEGINNING GOD CREATED THE DEFINITE ARTICLE.
However Satan stole all the nouns.
So we have never found out WTF he created.

Due to his Alzheimer’s, God mistakenly created Adam and Steve.
Thus the human race died out in one generation.;
This is all an illusion.

Vagueness – The new craze with Christian youth.

Well, the is very important.

I have no witty comment.
Instead I have this:
Why do make fun book letters?

Now we’ll never know what he did.

Just turn the page.