Our furniture is particular about furniture

I will not pay this nosebleed – it is scratched!

Damn … I’m out of bath

We have attempted to replace the corrupt reality, but we obviously failed.

Danger! Breach in dammage of reality detected. Nonsense flooding in from another dimension. Corrupted reality hazard imminent.

This sign is a corrupt reality

If your recoup the cost of the furniture the replace the corrupt rality

And if you do it again we’ll make you take all those bath in ice water!

It’s all fun and games until someone gets a tick tick.

Vice is nice, but the room is wired for 220 and that’s five points for Gryffindor!

Does 500 bath = 1000 shower?

They really soak you with these fines.

If you need your nosebleed adjusted monthly your time is running out.

The pillowcases mattress cots bedsheets contaminate
used to be only 300 bath per point.
Crooks!!!

I like a room with a bath, but this is getting ridiculous!

No problem of fining me if I am going to have 500 bathes with Ms Porn.

I thought I’d picked a good hotel but I think I’m gonna take a bath on this one.

Nothing Else Mattress

– Metallica

You need at least 5 MBaths to re-adjust the nosebleed.

I know it’s hot and sticky in Thailand, but what with all these baths. I’d rather have a shower.

Oh! Baht!! Mmmfftt.

I thought I’d have a great night in the Hotel with my lover.
However. She had her nosebleeds that week.

Furniture buys the furniture?
Possible I guess, we already have computers designing computers.

I would gladly pay for the damages but I’m out of damm mmoney.

Take the blue pill and accept this corrupt reality or take the red pill and break out of your case in the electrical equipment room.

I need this so bath

Tale of 500 baths

How many Baht for a bath?

Our Vice comes with a contaminant at no extra charge.

And our mattresses transform into pillow cases.

I’m afraid to use the microwave at all. Can you imagine how much replacing a corrupt reality would cost?

Um … in that case, forget the suite. I’ll just take a single.

But replacing reality is the reason I got the electrical equipment to begin with!

The suicide bomber made the tick tick a spattered like nosebleed,
adjusted once. 72 virgins per point.

I only have a shower.
Anyone wanna sell their bath for 1/500th of a point?

500 baths with you for dammages?
You’d better be handsomme ^_^

The tick-tick will replace reality!

If we can’t spatter tick ticks, how are we going to prevent Lymelyme disease?

You’ll pay me the damaged stuff if I damage stuff? Nah, that doesn’t sound like a deal.

Put a sock on it goodbye the tick tick.

I can ruin your place and all I need to do is take 500 baths??? Damn! As long as it doesn’t cost me Baht, I’ll be happy!

Don’t forget! You can’t spatter the tick ticks like a nosebleed or they wil make the reality un corrupted and transform the cots into pillowcases and mattresses!

Welcome to the Matrix, would you like a room?

Spatter the tick tick will adjust the nosebleed. Only need to take 200 baths a month!

Tick…tick…tick…tick…SPLATTER…tick…tick…tick…

So how do you earn points? And let me ask you one question: if I get a point, and therefore earn 200 baths monthly (since I’m a tick tick spattered, not a pillow cases mattress cot bed sheets vice a contaminate), and I only take 150 baths, are the 50 unspent baths canceled at the end of the month, or do I start off the next month with 50 baths to take?

I believe the corrupt reality is coming from the Vice in the pillow cases mattress cot bed sheets.

The furniture will buy itself? Very meta!