I came here to get a quiet!

Sheldon, Sheldon is that you!

Oh I love the sound of a noisy first thing in the morning, It makes me feel….

Bazinga!

The 10th floor will contain a whole new universe!

I think it Overlooked something

How much money do I need to put in the machine to get a noisy? Never mind, can it give me a happy?

And later, in the dining room, the temple explodes the chicken.

*BANG!* *VVRRROOOOM!* *RROOAAAARRR!!*
– Mr. Guest, thank you!
*BANGBONG! BOOM!* *WEEEEEEE!*
– Excuse me? Mr. Hotel, I can’t hear you!!

Use protection. That Machine’s doing the whole floor!

I believe it takes intelligent design to renovate rooms – the 10th floor will be _created_ between 8:30 and 18:00.

Can I just get a Snickers from the machine instead?

“The Who” must have been up to their old tricks on the tenth floor.

Nobody expects the Silence of the Machines

“Sounds like the guy in 1002 is watching the Big Bang theory again.”

Noise all day, bang all night.

The last Big Bang was 13 billion years ago. This one is behind schedule.

You will not get an apologia for inconveniences outside of the stated times.

@Ben: That explains why it’s going to be hell below.

Big Bang, You Noisy SUCK!

I thought the Big Bang was just a theory.

@Sparky. Not in Siam.

If the Big Bang is really great, I may be making more noise than the noise of the machine.

Tune your TV to the house channel, to watch THE KINK and I.

@gwn Maybe not “apologia”. How about “apoplexy”?

We will remove the whole 10th floor, refurbish it somewhere else. Then we will reinstall it.

Please don’t alight from lift at 10th floor during works, or you may experience a big let down.

If you have any questions, don’t ask us. We are completely clueless.

The management

Penny? knock knock knock Penny? knock knock knock Penny? knock knock knock Penny? knock knock knock

You will find Stephen Hawking in his lab on the 10th floor and wait the Big Banging noise is coming out of the black hole.

If you are Christian, you will get a Genesis creation story instead.

I want Big Bang for the Buck

That would be from Thailand, naturally enough!

Check out before 8:30:10^-32s to beat inflation.

I’ll give you a big bang! 😛

Excuse me, it’s after 8.30 and this machine is making a quiet… is broken?

Someone call Neil deGrasse Tyson.

Warning to all residents: A Big Bang and a noise machine will occur and destroy the building. Please evacuate now.

If you not enjoy a Big Bang and a Noisy, you get a Swirly.

Don’t worry, it’s just a theory.

Happy ending at 18:00 PM after the Big Bang

From Milliways, the creators of The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, now The Hotel at the BEGINNING of the Universe.

Wow, that must be some great sex machine.