More occurrence bang for the buck

Can’t close, can’t far… no happy! Medium!

Bang that charged your attention

So defending the tide might close the fire source but will it prevent occurrence bang

Occurrence Bang will defend the tide, as King Canute did.

The Occurrence Bang Theory would explain the creation of a universe where this label makes sense.

Strictlying is the only way you’ll get people to believe this stuff. White lies and fabrication are just not good enough.

Just a moment. I will consult Stephen Hawking.

I imagine this means that you are to check that your charger is suitable/compatible with their wiring., before you burn the joint down.

After which, you are free to proceed.

and a BIG bang it will be

I guess I finally know what the undeciphered writing systems are. They are Engrish of the distant past.

I am the ghost of Engrish past, the body of Engrish present, and the spirit of Engrish to come.

Please don’t bang the occurrence before asking usage or you will be charged.

This occurs every lifetime or three.

It looks like the instructions for a condom.

Do not put the lion in the trash.

Dammit! Every time I read the instructions, it takes so long and the batteries blow up before I can take precautionary action.

Winner of the Engrish Poetry contest !

Lyrics to William Hung’s last release.

they didn’t use Google translator correctly

More Li ion by the corrupt Marxists. Workers of the world untie. DOWN WITH MOTHERS IN LAW!!

A battery made of Lithium Ion,
Worked completely and absolutely fion,
But the consequences were dire,
When it was put in the fire,
For it was the incinerator they were blown sky hion.

that’s some haiku you got there

wu-tang clan’s ability to spit rhymes really has gone down the drain lately

@RT My haiku attempt = Li ion battery attention defends tide forbidden short circuit BANG

I prefer limericks (The Irish haiku) 😀

When asking usage, say pretty prease.

who is this serial thumb downer

@ Marum:
An Irish wannabe poet named Miku
Decided to try and write haiku
But he found it a chore
So he went out the door
And rode off to the pub on his biku.

This is the literal transcript, including non-verbal sounds, of someone dictating the instructions while testing the limits of the battery.

Here lies the mourn thing.
He asked the usage to specify,
strictlying, short circuit…and Bang.

Suggestion to the webmaster: implement a system that is triggered when someone downvotes more than 25% of all comments. When it detects this, it undoes those downvotes and automatically downvotes any comments made by the downvoter.

Now I know where Ogre from Skinny Puppy gets his lyrics

I did not RAPE her… it was just an occurance bang!

I actually think it’s more like “Can’t close the fire source the in order to prevent occurrence. Bang!”

When in doubt, just write “Bang”.

Steps for using this battery:
1. Asking usage to specify the charger proceeds to refresh
2. The attention defends the tide, strictlying forbid the short circuit
3. Can’t close to the fire source the in order to prevent occurrence
4. Bang
It almost makes sense now! …almost.

“No, no, trust me, I’m not strict lying, the tide never occurred anyone! He asked usage before he proceeded to refresh and definitely did not bang! The tide is an honest, law-abiding citizen. Thank you, Justice, and I hope my testimony doesn’t lead to a short circuit.”
-The attention