Not figuratively

Octopus straight out of a book

Or perhaps a prawn

As opposed to the restaurant next door, where they serve octopus that has been painted to look as if it has been fried or baked.

Fried in a liter of oil.

Fried by a literally chef and served to you by well educated server.

It’s figuratively delicious.

The oceans are getting so polluted it’s probably fried with litter.

I’ll have the Fried Literally, with a word salad. My friend will have the Baked Octopus.

Well, at least it’s not the Hentai kind of octopus.

More grammatically correct than most Americans’ use of that word.

I’m so hungry I could literally eat an octopus!
Figuratively speaking, of course.

Is that exclusive ‘or’ ?

We use Shake and Bakespear. Literally.

Or else … ?!

Literally fried. No drunk or drugged-out octopus will be substituted.

After it had drunk a lilre of Rum, the Octopus was quite literally “fried”.

Ninemsn News. A bank was held up today by an octopus.

The suspect was described as greyish, 3feet tall, and extremely well-armed.

Seriously, I mean it this time.

Porpoise is swimming along when he sees Squid.

Porpoise says: “Gee mate. You look crook. Hop up on my back and I will give you a lift to where you are going.”

On the way Porpoise sees Shark. Shark says: ‘Hi Porpoise. Are you coming over to play poker tonight?’

Porpoise: “No. You cleaned me out last night. By the way. Here’s that sick squid I owe you.”

El pulpo.

El pulpo borracho.

I can’t wrap my arms around this one.

I prefer “Cephalopod KIng,” they flame broil their octopi.

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Literally Fried or Baked.
But not definitively either.

The perfect think to snack on while reading War And Testicles.

…oh crud….

This octopus didn’t have a leg to stand on.

@jjhitt – Don’t you mean War and Tentacles? 🙂

Or you could try the Existential Squid

No, the octopus hasn’t been doing LSD or weed. It is ACTUALLY fried or baked.

Destroy its evil tentacles.

AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!

I said; TENTACLES ! – TENTACLES!

Illiterately fried or baked.

Did you say “Octopenis”?

Designed for an Octopussy.

Fried or baked? Literally which one is it?

Somewhere, a Red Wings fan gets out his wallet.

NO, DAMMIT, I want the FIGURATIVELY fried octopus!

soon theyll have figurative lechon

If you on a diet, there’s a metaphorical option.

Like, OMG. Don’t let the teens do the, like, translating next time. LITERALLY.