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Behind the curtain …
COMING SOON
Nice to keep a hand in
Well that brings a smile doesn’t it
Suite number 69
BACK IN 3 MINUTES
Let’s do it.
– Mike
This better not be a petting zoo.
You can feel mine if you let me feel yours.
Do you take group bookings?
WE KAME- YA!
‘MEN’ and ‘WOMEN’ toilets are so last century
Our staff smile a lot, but lack noses. Nothing for you to worry about.
OK, But how much is this going to cost?
After you enter the shop, Goku will give you his Kamehameha blow and you will have everlasting pleasure in heaven.
A mutual admiration thing.
NOWGOOVATHEYA
Mommy, that stop sign is smiling at me!
KAMEYA is a phonetic spelling of a down-easter from Maine saying “Come here.” Spooky!
But I hardly know you!
I don’t know what goes on here, but I’m pretty sure it’s not a dental clinic.
I’ll take door number 1.
But it’s my first time…
Let’s feel like a beer.
@GwyndionM How do they smell then?
C’mere for a grope.
I don’t know what this place is —- But it’s run by a bloke called Ben Dover.
Kameya! Yeah, you in the thong! Kameya!
WARNING: Individual pleasure without submission is prohibited
Suspect has yellow skin, black eyes and mouth, and octagon shaped head, asks passers by to “feel pleasure”
veni vidi vici
OK, but I expect dinner and a movie first.
Looks like endless screw factory slogan.
Hell Yea!!!