Happy Selfish Clover Day!

Yeah! Share your beer, deaf ear!

you are only one and alone because you are selfish

Damn leprechauns in my bag again, give me back my coins!

It’s green with envy

whale oil beef hooked, hoof hearted?

Well said Paddy

Not Prada then

Selfish four-leaf clover keeps all the luck for itself.

I can do repetition of the thing

Clever clover

♫ I’m looking over a selfish clover
It tries to get attention, it will even bend over,
One leaf is white, the second is green
Third is white again, as you have seen,
No need explaining
The one remaining is green ♫

Yeah, a LOT of people drink too much on St. Paddy’s Day.

A four-leaf clover after austerity

Selfish clover. Get off my lawn!

BAG SUCK

And stay away from me lucky charms.

Foreword by Richard Dawkins

The thing that you can do is the same trivial thing every day! Get away from here!

A gallon of Guinness please.

I wouldn’t know about that: The thing that I do, do, is my only one.

Is that, being a selfish c— lover?

The trick is, to get your lover to bend over looking for the four-leaf clover.

Then, it is up to you.

Aim too high, and St Patrick will smite you.

I’m Irish, drunk and putting out my Paddy O’ Furniture.
Erin go braless.

My name is Clover, for we can many

You can a bottle of whiskey to your self? Why only one?

This is notably different from the “Selfish kilt: There can be only one!”