Harrerujah!

they spelt wood wrong

God produces Dragonball?
I BELIEVE! I BELIEVE!

@ algernon: I’m sure nobody who saw God’s wood will live to tell the tale.

When God awakes with a morning groly, the john is occupied until 11:40.

Frolid words

It’s the New International Engrish Version (NIEV)

Groly! Groly! Harrerujah!

Mine eyes have seen the groly of the coming of the rold.

Groly Groly Groly! Rord God Alrighty!

No, you didn’t.

Knock, knock! Do you have a few minutes to talk about lallation?

Is this out of the Hory Bibre? Or Justin Bibre?

And He showed us a Sign

Lepent, and berieve in the Rold.

Praise the Lord to flush the John

In search of the Groly Grail

OK, Lord… Give us ANOTHER sign…

Groly crap.

– Wake up, Johnny! It’s already 11:40 and there are a Hell of a lot of things to do!

ah, yes, from the story of Razalus.

Would love to hear Hander’s Messiah sung entirely in Engrish
♪♫And the Groly the Groly of the Rold sharr be levear-ed♫

Lord gave us a sign and we Engrish

Yes! Show us the Holy Groly!

Spoken prior to the lesurrection of Rasarus.

I don’t think I’d want to see God’s Groly…

I glover before thy groly.

@Worrier Princess. In Chinatown, in Brissie at Christmas, a Chinese girl choir, was singing Shenandoah.

On the second chorus of: “Away you lolling Liver” (I didn’t believe I heard it correctly the first time) I fell down laughing.

Or perhaps Pavarotti singing “Questa querro”

♫Mine eyes have seen the groly of the coming of the Rold,
He is tleading out the vintage whele the glapes of wlath ale stoled♪

BEWARE OF FALLING SIGNS

– Did I not tell you He is looking at you whatever?

Groly dog!

C’mon, people, don’t fall for this kind of lame atempt at yoomr. Lt’s bee dignufried bout duh Cings ton-goo..

That’s GROLY to the max, man!

Grolious is he, and all his wolks ale gleat, plaise be to the Rold!

What? I wasn’t listening.

Hory, Hory, Hory, Rord God Armighty !

George Jetson’s dog gets that old-time religion…

A sign from Dog !

@ pasdrole: No, it’s the Engrish Standard Version (ESV).

If they do that to the Engrish Standard Version, I would hate to see how they mangle the KJV.

Why is there gospel on a Ouija bourd?

I saw the groly of God in Bongzi Bongzi.