Children by the meter

There a friendly bunch aren’t they

Any smaller an you could sent them by microwave

– Mommy, why don’t you grow up over 1.1 meters of children?

– OK people, now everybody stand up!

Meters? All the children I know have 2 feet!

Children with 1.1 meters of relevant regulations are natural born nerds.

Stop fooling around, kid. Start acting your height!

What about 13.2 liters of my wife?!

It’s all relevant.

All children must be metric. Imperial children won’t fit.

@ Droll not Troll: 2 feet is ca. 0.61 meters, so there’s 3-4 feet of Chinese children! ;p ;p

You must first read through a 1.1 meter pile of relevant regulations books before you can take the cableway of jade screen.

♪ ♫
Short children got 1 meter
Short children got 1 meter
Short children need no ticket
To ride. ♪ ♫

@Seventy2rd o clock: Must be caused by the melamine in the baby formula!

……too soon? 😛

“Lets get small” – Steve Martin

Size meters, they say

@DNT: I was reading your post when “Ticket to Ride” came on the radio at that exact moment !!

Imperial China doesn’t use Imperial measurement.

Friendship suggestion: Any longer and we’d be more than just friends.

The chinese childhood is shorter than I thought.

If you can see over this pile of regulations, you are an adult, for metering purposes.

1.1 to 1.3 meters long.

I begin to understand why there are so many Chinese people.

Oh oh. Looks like Facebook got hit by Chinese hackers.

Watch ‘Children of the Meters’

I only buy children by the foot.

For metering purposes, I am the Chinese Chequer.

@JimS. It appears that the Salvation Army here in Oz, was selling them by the inch.

‘Children’ – the brand new product from your local B&Q

@jjhitt. Sorry. It’s not mine. It’s the bloke’s next to me. ;X

L’chaim!
My son is now 1.3 meters, he is now a man!

This is why Chinese parents are always so strict: if you’re considered an adult not before the age of 18, but rather at 1.3+ meters, it means that high school needs to be finished alot faster.

Honest, Officer, I could have sworn she was 1.3 meters.

“The child has grown, free of charge” I should hope so! Damn taxes…

The first 1.1 meters are free of charge. After that, you pay!

@Garst: That’s what she said! 😛

@Chuck: Funny, they just played “Ticket to Ride” on the radio here. It would be weird if they followed it with “Short People”.
😉

The jade screen of cableway is much friendlier than the blue screen of death.

Friendship suggestion? Jeez, this one is even worse than facebook’s…

I have 2.4 children, measuring 1.8 meters in total. How many tickets do I need?

I guess, I need to get less than 1.1 meters of children if I want to take the cable away of the jade screen.

Mini Me goes free

Where did you get 2 centimeters from?