Let’s celebrate your guts!

If you want get something of your stomach

Was it something I ate

Who has the guts to enter the illuminated Kannawa spa?

The winter festival is held at the alimentary school.

The ropeway ran out of rope and they had to find a substitute.

One of those annal festivals

I prefer to use my guts for boweling

I’ll skip the Crap Shoot event.

No guts, no gory.

Winter Guts Festival! Tell your friends! Tell your enemas!

“Take me down to Beppu City where the grass is green and the guts are gritty, Oh won’t you please take me home.”

Once again, we apologise for the incontinence.

Is that a Beer Belly Competition?
They used to have them at the old Chevron in Surfers.

Jump into the illuminated spa and show your shortcomings to the world.

“Mummy! I hate Tommy’s guts.”

‘Be quiet, and eat your dinner dear.’

I don’t like swimming naked in the spa. I get gravel-rash.

Is it allowed to play with balls?

@72rd.. Only if you don’t use your teeth.

The Beppu ropeway, is actually the rope that rings the bell at the local Catholic Church.

One day one of the choir boys ran out to ring the morning Angelus, whilst wearing only his smock. Unfortunately, a loop of the rope got caught around his foreskin, and he got tolled off.

Maybe it has something to do with Utlraman Tiga?

Gee, that sounds like fun. I kannawanna go !

@ Marum | 7:01 am : They do a lot of strange things at Sufferers.

It figures that the Winter Guts Festival would come before the springtime
Kanamara Matsuri.

Winter Guts Festival, all produce fresh from local crime scenes, cemeteries, and road accidents!

@Jellychop: OMG, I just googled “Kanamara Matsuri”! 😀

Possibly NSFW, depending on where you work.

@jellychop. What’s that up there? Is it a bird? Is it a plane?

No. It’s the prick of steel. :>

Can a steel penis catch a venereal disease?

No. Only rust.

@Jellychop.

I loved when the blacksmith used it tio break the monster’s teeth.

It reminds me of one of my mate’s girlfriends. She had two very long sharp looking front teeth. He could possibly have found it handy.

D-D-D-DO YOU HAVE IT?!

I still have my summer guts up.