Yet another fowl deed committed by the advertising industry.
Droll not Troll
10 years ago
The child chicken was burned because the advertisement was a flyer.
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
It should teach it how to fry
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago
The flyer is not of good quality
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago
And The marketing consumes the adult chicken
Stopchicks
10 years ago
…and it did it just bec-bec-bec-beCAAAAUSE.
Marum
10 years ago
This lawyer had a pet rooster. The rooster so loved his master, that he used to fret when his master was away. So the lawyer started taking it to work.
Now this rooster so loved his master. that he used to try to imitate what he did.
So when the lawyer was out, the rooster used to strut around the office clucking defiance.
Marum
10 years ago
In Chin,a the advertising burns the chicken.
In Australia, the advertising agencies burn the clients.
Ben
10 years ago
Don’t order the eggs; they’re way over-cooked.
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago
Dear little child chicken,
Please, whatever you do, don’t touch any ads or you will never grow up to be part of chicken Kiev. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
Lovingly, Mom
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago
Child chicken is burned at here.
Marum
10 years ago
This is Chicken Chernobyl.
It is great for dining by candlelight, because it glows in the dark.
Marum
10 years ago
Auto da Fe. Chinesee stylee.
Marum
10 years ago
The preferred breakfast of 9 out of 10 pyromaniacs.
Marum
10 years ago
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road.
A. Because it saw a Coupe coming.
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
1. Take the child
2. Carefully burn the chicken advertisement
pasdrole
10 years ago
Eeat Mor Chikin!
Marum
10 years ago
Contains U237, and traces of U234, 235, and 236.
CAUTION: May contain nuts. 😀
Marum
10 years ago
Are you the chicken friar.
Stuffee offee Austrarian plick.
Frank Burns
10 years ago
That sounds like a good reason to be brave.
Marum
10 years ago
The gravy is made of U238.
Guaranteed to stay fresh for 376,000 years.
Sparky
10 years ago
That will happen if you choke the chicken too fast.
jjhitt
10 years ago
No advertisements were harmed in the harming of this chicken.
Droll not Troll
10 years ago
It was an ad for the movie “Hot Fuzz” that went horribly wrong!
Lora
10 years ago
The child chicken sat too close to the TV watching advertisements one too many times, and suffered radiation burns. Bon appetite!
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago
60 Minutes did a hit piece on Chicken Little, outing him as a conspiracy theorist.
Someone
10 years ago
“Buy this amazing (yet useless) product NOW by calling 1-800-SCAM! If you don’t, we’ll burn your children!”
Well don’t advertise then
Is that what gives it its orange color then
Because its mom and dad are lame
Yet another fowl deed committed by the advertising industry.
The child chicken was burned because the advertisement was a flyer.
It should teach it how to fry
The flyer is not of good quality
And The marketing consumes the adult chicken
…and it did it just bec-bec-bec-beCAAAAUSE.
This lawyer had a pet rooster. The rooster so loved his master, that he used to fret when his master was away. So the lawyer started taking it to work.
Now this rooster so loved his master. that he used to try to imitate what he did.
So when the lawyer was out, the rooster used to strut around the office clucking defiance.
In Chin,a the advertising burns the chicken.
In Australia, the advertising agencies burn the clients.
Don’t order the eggs; they’re way over-cooked.
Dear little child chicken,
Please, whatever you do, don’t touch any ads or you will never grow up to be part of chicken Kiev. Don’t say I didn’t warn you!
Lovingly, Mom
Child chicken is burned at here.
This is Chicken Chernobyl.
It is great for dining by candlelight, because it glows in the dark.
Auto da Fe. Chinesee stylee.
The preferred breakfast of 9 out of 10 pyromaniacs.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road.
A. Because it saw a Coupe coming.
1. Take the child
2. Carefully burn the chicken advertisement
Eeat Mor Chikin!
Contains U237, and traces of U234, 235, and 236.
CAUTION: May contain nuts. 😀
Are you the chicken friar.
Stuffee offee Austrarian plick.
That sounds like a good reason to be brave.
The gravy is made of U238.
Guaranteed to stay fresh for 376,000 years.
That will happen if you choke the chicken too fast.
No advertisements were harmed in the harming of this chicken.
It was an ad for the movie “Hot Fuzz” that went horribly wrong!
The child chicken sat too close to the TV watching advertisements one too many times, and suffered radiation burns. Bon appetite!
60 Minutes did a hit piece on Chicken Little, outing him as a conspiracy theorist.
“Buy this amazing (yet useless) product NOW by calling 1-800-SCAM! If you don’t, we’ll burn your children!”
Are you advertising me?!
So that’s why “Chicken Little” didn’t do well in 2005.
Especially if it the advert’s advertising chicken.
By the time you read this ad, it’s already too late.
And the award for worst parenting goes to … advertising?