Best wisher

Maybe call a plumber

Its a good year for grain

Marry New Corning!

Engrish.corn

I hope the corning year is really a-maize-ing for you

Next year, let’s Helvetica!

Messy Christmas and Sample Text confuse in corning yeas, y’all!

Wisher upon a stag

The kernel is corning!

If you don’t speak Engrish, try saying it in Sincese.

Please. One of my resolutions is to stay away from cornography.

After the holidays, you’re going to New York for a year?

@ Droll not Troll: Or perhaps Timer New Roman?

@Seventy2rd o clock: Good idea! Christmas wisher need a font with a seraph. 😉

Now that’s the corningest Christmas wisher ever!

@ Droll not Troll: Never Marry Christmas Sans Sheriff! :p

Breaking glass during a corning year is a worst omen than usual.

Christmas time is the font of all typos.

Ah! My love. Hold this in your mouth and say merry Christmas over and over.

“What do you think of the Women’s Movement?”

‘It is really great. Especially right at the end.

With Lave and best Boxing Day wishers to my British Commonwealth friends !

And wishing you Corning White Xmas. Thanks Xmas.

@SF. ‘Tis better it be the breaking of glass, than the breaking of gas.

Corning occurs, when you can’t find the right spot in the dark.

BOO! Man this is corny!

♫Mine eyes have seen the glory of the corning of the Lord,
He is treading out the vintage where the grains of maize are stored,
He is standing by the stills where the Ethanol is made,
And his spirit keeps marching on♫

Sorry, didn’t shave my wishers today.

I received this same card when I spent a year in juvi-hall.

I don’t have a corning year. I was a test-tube baby, born under the sign of Pyrex. 😛

Happy New Ear!

Ah, you sent Corning Ware dishes for a Christmas gift! How thoughtful!