I saw your ‘Boby on Board’ sign

Boby Beard!

So a boby is a person with a triangular body and no arms?

But my boby is called Samantha.

It’s not one leg. It’s three. We call him Tripod.

It’s only the female pareuts that have bobies. The males have peuises.

Girls. If you park your bobys here, don’t complain if they get licked.

Only gril bobys though

– Boby, where’s Doddy?
– Porking, I suppose

Don’t lick the car and loave the boby inside.

Parallel porking only. No kinky stuff!

– Dong? Don’t you think we should give our children some proper names?
– Dear Suck Ho, it’s our Porn family tradition…!

In addition to Body Parking, we also have Bikini car washing available at $200 per wash.

My wife has two bobies. Does that mean we get two parking spots?

Sure, we had to name him “Frankie”, now we have to park in the back.

That kid’s got some saggy bobies.

Dangit Boby

CAUTION: Parkin’son’s only

ATTENDANT: Excuse me, ma’am, but you can’t park there.

WOMAN: But I’m here with my son, Bobert!

ATTENDANT: My mistake. You and Boby have a nice day.

I’m Boby Fett and I approved this sign.

WARNING: Don’t ploy dog in pork

My Boby lies over the ocean
My parking’s for Pareuts now

Pareuts, please do not drop penuts

The kid’s named Boby because that’s what all he can do in the water with no arms and one leg.

Mine’s a blue-footed boby.

This was the rejected title of a Be Sharps song.

Be gone, you bubble-headed boby.

Boby boy . . . Boby with peuis
Boby girl . . . Boby withont peuis

’cause if you’re not feurst, you’re lahst!
-ricky boby

@Marum 4:10am: Or Rolf Harris

I think ‘Boby’ is referred to “boobs or bosom’. Parents with bosom are allowed to park. Unfortunatley for gay parents will have to park elsewhere because neither of them has booby.

Being a single pareut, I can appreciate this convenience. No one wants to have to drag her triplets the entire length of the parking lot to the entrance of Boby Gap. (Couldn’t decide whether to go with that or “Bobys ‘R Us.”)

It’s supposed to be “Parents With Baby Parking Only.”

Me: Alright Jason, I want you to stand in the middle of this parking lot while mommy does some errands. You be a good boy and try not to bump into other bobies, okay?

Jason: Run into other what?

I’ve got it – Boby is clearly Taiwanese slang for amuptee child with only one leg 🙂