The Civilization Service Norm

What has the Netherworld come to?

It is only permitted to consume visitors who aren’t terrifying.

Basically: No nothing.

No carefully falling into water

Underwear street?

Must be near underworld street

You tell ’em, Norm!

If the food is delayed long enough to get mildew, they need faster kitchen staff.

All of go away!

Trees, flowers, grasses and public installations are in this construction by inconvenience.

Damn, I’ll have to sell my voodoo dolls elsewhere.

Don’t you just hate being led by the no’s?

Is “forcemeat stuffing” a tautology

If that is the Chinese concept of Heaven. It is not my idea of Valhalla.

AH! Written by the; Great Oriental No All.

Life sure ain’t easy in the Nether World.

I’m sorry but my day isn’t complete unless I can destroy at LEAST one public installation, like a . . . um . . . let me think about this for a minute.

Please don’t spite the visitors!

They forgot:
No exceptions.
No kidding.

I’m not one of the eternally damned, I’m here for lunch.

Rage Against The Civilization Service Norm
In The Market Of Nether World Street

Looks like I will have to start my black cat, broken mirror, horse shoe and hex sign shop somewhere else because I like to spit and curse.

BeetleJuice wrote these rules.

No one said being dead was easy.

No Shoes, no Shirt, no Service.
Also, No Spit, no Spite.

Halloween was a month ago. Get over it. already!

Show must go no

Only cheat visitors with good quality goods

No bared arms. No specific rule against bared arses.

– Officer, can I …?
– No!

The netherworld: no fun allowed.

Did they mention spitting?

The civilisation service norm in Nether World Street?
Go Dutch !

It must’ve been those dump kids again spitting and throwing rubbish anywhere

We don’t want no Mothra in our market! The superstitious commodities get it’s attention!

If you have mildewed food, do not delay — sell it right away. Especially to tourists, who won’t come back anyway.

The new, civilized ROOM 101.

“Do you bare your arms at us, sir?”
“No sir, I do not bare my arms at you, sir, but I bare my arms, sir,”

So if Im in good quality then it is okay cheat the visitor? Game on!

It’s always been known that The Netherworld has a harsh and elongated set of civilization rules…

I didn’t the plants here had to be installed…

…or we will call law forcement.

Spotted at the Floating Market in Neverwhere.

“I’m going to sell this for a lot!…knock on wood.”
“Hey! You there! Do you see what it says on that sign? No selling the commodity with superstition, hear me? If this happens again, you go to the Nether World.”

Ha! I don’t follow civilization service norms! Smash the system!

But wait a minute…belief in a nether world is a form of superstition. The market has just outlawed itself.

They must not have the Second Amendment in the nether world market. Or they suspend it when serving guests…

“But, Officer, I’m six foot eleven! I can’t help but look down on everyone!”