Two old Scots named Jock and McTavish,
Threw bacchanals wild bawdy and lavish,
This strange contradiction ,
Is palpable fiction,
For they’d only each other to ravish.
Yu No Hoo
10 years ago
Hey, bitchin’ T-shirt dude!
Jellychop
10 years ago
Well I guess that’s life in the penile system.
And say it with glitter so your fellow inmates know you’re serious!
Droll not Troll
10 years ago
Watch out for the screws.
Droll not Troll
10 years ago
Someone’s going down for a long time.
Marum
10 years ago
Sado Masochism, means never having to say you are sorry.
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago
God only knows what the adult sizes are like!
Frank Burns
10 years ago
Childs T-shirt? ” Get busy living or get busy crying.”
DrLex
10 years ago
Warning: this T-shirt will self-destruct in ten, nine, eight, …
Marum
10 years ago
There are two games you never play in a nudist colony.
One of them is leapfrog.
jjhitt
10 years ago
Available in Sizes 10 to Life.
Chris
10 years ago
@ Marum: What’s the other one?
Sparky
10 years ago
Prison Weather Channel forecast for today:
Unpleasant showers.
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
I’m prison of myself
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
– What’s your pleasure, Sir? We have such signs to show you!
Kirsty Cotton: Who are you?
Lead Chinabite: Exploders… in the further regions of incontinence. Prisons to some, angles to others.
jjhitt
10 years ago
Prison.. Psyche Ward.. Reform School.. Relocation Camp..
Collect them all!
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago
– You bought it, we came. And now… WE’LL TEAR YOUR SHIRT APART!
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago
PRISON: wasn’t that the theme song to the Great Teacher Onizuka drama with Sorimachi Takashi? (Actually it was POISON 😉
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago
Well, I guess if adults can wear Hello Kitty merchandise, it’s okay for children to wear prison bitch T-shirts?
RT
10 years ago
the lolitas are out in full force!
Marum
10 years ago
@Chris. I forget what it is called. But you line up legs apart like Tunnel Ball.
The difference is that the end one has to crawl through the legs of all their team, until the first one is at the front again. The fastest is the winner.
As you may imagine, doing that in the nude, you are likely to come to a sticky end.
Marum
10 years ago
@72nd Yes. Most people live incontinence.
timmy
10 years ago
If you think this shirt is nice,
you should see way I did the glitter on my orange jumpsuit, beautiful!
Jøshua
10 years ago
I guess if you are going to have sex in prison, you really should do it with confidence and maybe prtection. Thank you for the advice inmate number 6031
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago
When a pedophile masochist sees this shirt on a child it confuses the man’s perversions so badly the child can run away in the confusion.
uncleray
10 years ago
This shirt reminds me of the first time I went to prison.
At first I was scared and lacked sexual confidence. However, after my first few encounters with my cellmate Ramsey, fear became pleasure. Nowadays, I just hide and destroy myself.
Casey
10 years ago
I’ll bet the back of it says “Please drop the soap.”
Just don’t bend down to pick up the soap.
Two old Scots named Jock and McTavish,
Threw bacchanals wild bawdy and lavish,
This strange contradiction ,
Is palpable fiction,
For they’d only each other to ravish.
Hey, bitchin’ T-shirt dude!
Well I guess that’s life in the penile system.
And say it with glitter so your fellow inmates know you’re serious!
Watch out for the screws.
Someone’s going down for a long time.
Sado Masochism, means never having to say you are sorry.
God only knows what the adult sizes are like!
Childs T-shirt? ” Get busy living or get busy crying.”
Warning: this T-shirt will self-destruct in ten, nine, eight, …
There are two games you never play in a nudist colony.
One of them is leapfrog.
Available in Sizes 10 to Life.
@ Marum: What’s the other one?
Prison Weather Channel forecast for today:
Unpleasant showers.
I’m prison of myself
– What’s your pleasure, Sir? We have such signs to show you!
Confidence in getting your rectum stretched
Kirsty Cotton: Who are you?
Lead Chinabite: Exploders… in the further regions of incontinence. Prisons to some, angles to others.
Prison.. Psyche Ward.. Reform School.. Relocation Camp..
Collect them all!
– You bought it, we came. And now… WE’LL TEAR YOUR SHIRT APART!
PRISON: wasn’t that the theme song to the Great Teacher Onizuka drama with Sorimachi Takashi? (Actually it was POISON 😉
Well, I guess if adults can wear Hello Kitty merchandise, it’s okay for children to wear prison bitch T-shirts?
the lolitas are out in full force!
@Chris. I forget what it is called. But you line up legs apart like Tunnel Ball.
The difference is that the end one has to crawl through the legs of all their team, until the first one is at the front again. The fastest is the winner.
As you may imagine, doing that in the nude, you are likely to come to a sticky end.
@72nd Yes. Most people live incontinence.
If you think this shirt is nice,
you should see way I did the glitter on my orange jumpsuit, beautiful!
I guess if you are going to have sex in prison, you really should do it with confidence and maybe prtection. Thank you for the advice inmate number 6031
When a pedophile masochist sees this shirt on a child it confuses the man’s perversions so badly the child can run away in the confusion.
This shirt reminds me of the first time I went to prison.
At first I was scared and lacked sexual confidence. However, after my first few encounters with my cellmate Ramsey, fear became pleasure. Nowadays, I just hide and destroy myself.
I’ll bet the back of it says “Please drop the soap.”
Well, you can’t help who you fall in love with…
Tagline for Oz
Ah prison!!! Where rape becomes sexual confidence, fear becomes pleasure and hiding becomes destruction of the self!
It’s not punishment, It’s a lifestyle