Easy choice – add much

And a sweet tasting girl she is too

Girl juice add much (listening to) big

And now we know why they have so many single men who can’t find a girlfriend, though I don’t think collecting 15 元 for each one is worth it! Too much capitalism, China!

5 yuan to listen to cola. 50 yuan to drink it.

For 5 yuan extra, you are allowed to do the girl squeezing yourself.

You have no idea how much corn liquor I can listen too.

Did I have breasts before I drank this stuff?

No puberty for you, girl!

Buy two listening to Coca Cola, get drinking the Lady Gaga.

I’ll have the forever girl juice, with a pulse,

I’m not picky.

Recommended Menu:

1. Coca Cola (listening to)
2. Coke (snorting to)
3. Pulse (none)

That guy has no pulse. If only he had 15元 to spare…

Coke Adds Much!

One pulse, please, and make it fast. I gotta run.

Does listening to CocaCola make your ears burp?

Add much, 1000calories per glass.

Honey, I solved your problem, it’s called forever girl juice, and it works much better than KY jelly!

Keep off the cokes and get a glory into juice

Forever girl juice love you long time!

Obviously this person only listens to pop.

How about some Just For Tonight Girl Juice?

follow-up to Love Potion #9

Forever girl juice: You will lick it

“Would you like a large Sprite, or an auditory one?”

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Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

If you combine the Red Bull with the Coke, you’ll be so hyper people will say ADD much? 🙂

I do whatever my Sprite tells me to do.

Currently listening to: Coca Cola

Me: 1 + 1 = 3.
Him: Add much?

What, they play commercial jingles as you drink?

Nah, no thanks. Give me Eternal boy juice.

I just came, to hear, the fizz

Chef’s special of the day:
Blueberry round bottle accompanied by muffin square plate.

But chef is rather sceptical when it comes to what would go with girl’s juice. Accoding to Hyacinth Bucket it would have to be served on Royal Doulton with handpainted periwinkles at one of her candlelight suppers…

The Sprite must play “I like the Sprite in you.”

I am a boy.
Therefore:
Girl juice for me.

“forever” GIRL JUICE.

Sound awfully like a wife to me.

Choose coke, lose pulse.

Can I have your pulse? I can’t find mine. . .and a new pulse is cheap too.

Subtract much?

Is forever girl juice the same as lady of the evening juice?

Dive me a fruit. Orange.

screwed that one up

The soda pop is a loud beverage.

Confusing much?

Yeah, I just want to hear the bubbles fizz thanks..

I prefer the “pusle” … feels like being stroked!

Finally, a juice that makes you feel female forever.