I hope it didn’t spread to my Sesame Chicken…

As featured in the movie “Airplane”.

Salmon, salmonella, it’s all the same!

It swims downstream.

Order this dish, and you are certain to get buried by a man toilet to external right side stairs.

How did they know the salmon’s name was Ella?

You know hospital food you can’t trust it.

Guaranteed to open the sluices at both ends

From Kung Pao to Kung Owww!

The only fish that tastes like under-cooked chicken.

Salmonella = female Salmon

Twelve to twenty-four hours after finishing its journey down the Esophagus river, the salmonella fish will begin its journey back to the source.

At least they’re honest

– Waiter! Are you sure this came from a toilet bowl?

Hmm! They also have the Bubonic Burger I’ve been hearing about.

– Waiter, I can’t see my Salmonella!
– It’s right there, Sir.

It’s the catch of the day- one that you really don’t want to catch.

Waiter, if I don’t die in 72 hours, I want my money back!!

The ones that ordered it will always be remembered by us.

The name of the chef is Ebola.

– Got anything Trojan?
– I’m sorry, Sir. May I recommend our Backdoor specialty? Straight to the end of the hallway, second door on the left. It’s called Toilet.

While Sal Monella enjoyed great fame and popularity as an entertainer, very few restaurants named a dish after him, and those that did soon regretted it.

Toto, I’ve a feeling we won’t be eating Chinese in Kansas anymore.

Have you caught any Salmon Ella?

– A Chickenella, Hamburgerella, Soupella, Crapella, Paella and Nutella, please.

@BFC

OK then. I’ll have ebola Pee Soup.

This place is the best! Their common cold gazpacho has no equal. If you get injured, they got the first-AIDS kit ready, and there’s a live thrombosis trombone perfomance every day! The candidiasis dessert is wonderful too! Five stars!

Everybody loves Kung Pao Squid Fighting
Sweet sour and fast as lightning

Salmon is food of the gods. Namely Mercury, the Roman god of speed. And if it’s salmonella fish, you’ll want to be just as fast getting to the bathroom.

Hele Soup Smell of Urine will disinfecting the salmonella.

Not to forget that they have E.Coli fruit salad too.

I’ll never eat that fish,.
I guess it’s the printing company’s mistake and the staff .

@DrLex: Nicely done! I can’t read that caption without hearing the voice of David Attenborough. 😀

@DnT: wow, my invisible {Attenborough-voice} tags worked!

I’ll have a big bowl of salamari instead, please.

They really meant it . .. two thumbs UP for honesty ^_^

If mercury poisoning wasn’t bad enough…

later you can enjoy the sweet and sour vomits or the kung pow diarrhea our food will bring

Someone came back scared from a Truth in Advertising legal seminar.

@Seventy2rd o clock:

Would burnt food be Cinderella?

Not well known for it’s sushi

Salmonella? Salmon flavored Nutella?