What the hele…

What the hele…

posted on 2 Sep 2013 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Ryan Gray.
Menu found in Shaanxi Province, China. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

What’s that smele?

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Our secret ingredient

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Could it be the prawns

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Man toilet buries you, urine soup smells you

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

And it tastes like sh…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

When you get the meal you’ll be really pissed off.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

It is our signature dish – our chef is always pissed.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Goes well with the Hulu bami smell of puke.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

After eating this, urine for a hele of a night.

PeeBee
PeeBee
10 years ago

That’s a long translation of “Pea Soup.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Waiter! My urine smells of soup!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Soup Off

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I can’t see many pees in there.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I guess some ingredients come from a certain pubic place

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

We apologise for the incontinence.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Never order cock-a-leekie soup in China.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Do you want it served in a toilet bowl or in a toilet bowel, Sir?

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

It’s what you get when you order Number One.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

You don’t have to get pissy about it.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Haha, “pee soup.”

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

I don’t even want to know what their brownies smell of.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

“May I suggest the Spilt Pee Soup, mon sewer ? ”

“Hele’s no !”

Garst
10 years ago

Not too much that waiter you pissed off can do to mess with this meal

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Well! I guess when the Chef is very busy, he has to go somewhere.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Q: I’ve got propane in my urethra. What can I do?

A: Cook rice.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

If you think that’s bad, you should try the cream of mushroom!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Hehehele!

meria
10 years ago

The soup is upside,you didn’t get it.
Hele is a kind of tool to make noodles,the soup mix with meat mushroom reddik egg tomato etc.
It’s very delicious.

Maria
Maria
10 years ago

Urine for a hele treat when you order this dish!

Jøshua
Jøshua
10 years ago

I want my money back Shrimp Dick!

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

Waiter, urine trouble now!

mbv
mbv
10 years ago

do not pee in the compote, cook washes the feet in it

Weepingguitar
Weepingguitar
10 years ago

So that’s how they made the soup.

Casey
Casey
10 years ago

Topped with a squirt of MAN-naise.

Enclave
10 years ago

Ahhhhhh! Smells like home!

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
9 years ago

The Dutch people in the Netherlands made this soup out of their own urine.

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