Not sure what it is…

I always wondered what happened to h.r. puffnstuff.

– A Missus Soup for me, please

Stuff as well on top

Comes in many colors

And a side of stir-fried things.

Hot Stuff

Sittin’ here eatin’ my heart out waitin’
Waiter for a menu to bring

Lookin’ for some hot stuff baby this evenin’
I need some hot stuff baby tonight
I want some hot soup baby this evenin’
Gotta have some steamed soup
Gotta have some tofu tonight
I need hot stuff
I want some hot stuff
I need some steamed stuff

Where would you like me to stuff it?

Steamed Stuff!
Your taste is bland enough!

– How would you like your stuff, Sir?
– Like, yeah.

♪ ♫
It’s the stuff that meals are made of
It’s the slow and steady steam… ♪ ♫

Well, it beats sh!t on a shingle.

Comes with a thing

@ coffebot: So do I! 😛

That used to be Steamed Crap, but their marketing people discovered that Steamed Stuff was, for a mysterious reason, more popular with foreigners.

Is this the right stuff
or
(God help us)
the wrong stuff?

Followed by a dish of mystery meat and something that’s either a mashed brownie with chocolate syrup or, uh, well, never mind.

For the customers that can’t make up their mind.

Tofu is stuff!

Can’t cook tonight? Stuff it!

Tofu tastes like whatever stuff it’s made with.

You know you are suffering from sensory deprivation, when steamed Tofu becomes a taste sensation.

Yeah! It tastes like it’s stuffed too.

@DnT. Stuff it in whichever end, you feel would be more beneficial.

Finally, a vegetarian equivalent to the secret meat!

Mystery tofu!