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Friendly elevator reminder
No nakeds, Elevator STD too!
Photo courtesy of Xiamara Hohman.
Found in a dormitory in Jinhua, Zhejiang, China.
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Get noticed get civilisation
No riding, elevator goes up too!
There’s a movie about it, I think it’s ”Married with Elevators”
Don’t paste in the elevator. Stick it where the sun don’t shie.
This elevator is designed upon Newton’s 3rd law of motion..
If you spite the elevator, it will get down and dirty.
Don’t fart in this elevator. You really don’t want to know what it does about that!
Hey! You in bearskin loincloth! Stairs for you buddy!
I stayed here once. It’s expensive. They bill you for the Elevator’s therapy.
An elevator gets electrical pains ……………..
50 or 60 hurts. 😎
“Well, Clarice – have the elevators stopped screaming?”
I play the game Civilization from my laptop at home. I don’t play it in the elevator.
No scoring. Only losers allowed in elevator.
This place was O.K. It hads its ups and downs.
It is obvious why the Roman empire collapsed. They did not have painful, dirty, shy elevators.
Shouts in Chinese!!!!! (wispers in english)
– Up or down, Sir?
– Right!
Love in an elevator
Livin’ it up when I’m goin’ down
Love in an elevator
Lovin’ it up till I hit the ground
( No Engrishing, Elevator creatives too!)
So many buttons to push !
Correction: It was a typo. The last line should be,
No passing, Elevator shits too.
Correction: It was typo. The last line should be,
(No passing, Elevator shits too!)
No buffing, Elevator shines too!
No elevatoring. Just lift that stupid reminder !
No lifting, Elevator goes down too!
“If you score us, do we not pain? And if you spite us, do we not dirty?”
– Shie-lock –
No money! Elevator shut you out!
”maximum 7 billion persons (490 billion kg)”
What goes up…must also bring you down too.
I asked to go up to the 1st floor; not to be ‘one-upped’ by the elevator.
♫ The floor will come to you at last
When civilization are one and one is all
To be arise and not to roll
And she’s riding a elevator of confusion ♫
No hinting, elevator make anagram of own name too, leave rot!
If I’m scoring in the elevator, I could care less that it is shie.
In communist China, elevator rides TOO!
No whistling. Elevator will whistle the first seven notes of ‘It’s a Small World’ incessantly.
No barbarians, elevator xenophobes too!
Our elevator will go down for you.
The degree of civilization is defined by its elevators.
The longest journey starts with a single elevator. (Mao Tse Dung)
Do not naked in elevator, it is very shie.
Bacon will cure this.
Found in the Meier building.
You can judge a civilization by the way it treats its elevators.
@Sparky: Now that’s elevator music!
No gaming, elevator loses too!
Civilization, if you spite me, do I not dirty? If you paste me, do I not shy?
Note to self: foreigners need to be constantly reminded as well. They may score, spit or past, but certainly don’t pain, dirty or shie!
No spiting the elevator! It’s very sensitive.