Made me larf…

Harf + Harf = Fur

Buy HARF, get BARK for free

Looks ferl and ferl to me

Harf is where the hum is

Harf till you barf!

Two harfs make a hole.

RMAO!

Herp and derp.

I don’t like Harf and Harf, I prefer real cleam. But who puts it in beer anyway?

And I’ll Harf and I’ll Harf and I’ll blow your house Apart!

What pirates order when there’s no rum.

This is basically a whøre beer.

Bow and wow!

Half & half = 50% beer 50% stout. (Old time drink)

Harf is the noise made by a Seal = harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf.

BLOODY SEALS!!

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@72rd
harf + harf = whore

fu + fu = fur

fe fi fo fum = Ita Buttrose’s phone number (she lisps)

I don’t drink it too arfen.

Prepared with the best arcohor.

Did a cat cough it up?

@ Marum: Shandygaff = 50% beer, 50% ginger beer. I was making these for years before I knew they had a name.
I must try that Black Velvet 2!

Seals make a harf sound, elephant seals sound like they’ve been drinking harf and harf all night. 😉

It’s Japanese Ilish.

Confucious say: Wife may be Man’s better harf, but mistress Man’s better whole.

@ Marum: Foul percent of alcohore.

Harf: To barf happy.

Harf of som-ting is better than awr of nothing.

When you drink it, it’s like a parfy in your marf, and arfryone’s infited!

I knew there had to be a use for HARF, argon fluorohydride, the only known argon compound.

That should have been HArF.

Hmm. Hāfu & hāfu?