Made me larf…

Made me larf…

posted on 30 Jun 2013 in Menus

Photo courtesy of Travis Ruetenik.
 Found on menu in Iwakuni, Japan.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Harf + Harf = Fur

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Buy HARF, get BARK for free

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Looks ferl and ferl to me

GwydionM
11 years ago

Harf is where the hum is

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Harf till you barf!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Two harfs make a hole.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

RMAO!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

Herp and derp.

Ben
Ben
11 years ago

I don’t like Harf and Harf, I prefer real cleam. But who puts it in beer anyway?

Snickers
Snickers
11 years ago

And I’ll Harf and I’ll Harf and I’ll blow your house Apart!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

What pirates order when there’s no rum.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

This is basically a whøre beer.

MICKEYGREENEYES
MICKEYGREENEYES
11 years ago

Bow and wow!

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Half & half = 50% beer 50% stout. (Old time drink)

Harf is the noise made by a Seal = harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf harf.

BLOODY SEALS!!

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

Half and half = 50% beer + 50% stout. Black velvet 1 = 50% stout + 50% champagne. Black velvet 2 = 50% stout + 50% dry cider (my preference) Spider (4 day after) = Beer + raspberry (ie. clears away the cobwebs) Beer chaser = Beer + nip of rum. (mixed together) Unnameable = I was in a tropical Asian country, and they gave me a warm beer. I asked for a cold beer. They gave me a glass of beer with ice in it. I shut up and drank it. After all, I had already lost two. Why… Read more »

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

@72rd
harf + harf = whore

fu + fu = fur

fe fi fo fum = Ita Buttrose’s phone number (she lisps)

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

I don’t drink it too arfen.

Peter
Peter
11 years ago

Prepared with the best arcohor.

Classic Steve
11 years ago

Did a cat cough it up?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
11 years ago

@ Marum: Shandygaff = 50% beer, 50% ginger beer. I was making these for years before I knew they had a name.
I must try that Black Velvet 2!

Seals make a harf sound, elephant seals sound like they’ve been drinking harf and harf all night. 😉

Sparky
Sparky
11 years ago

It’s Japanese Ilish.

timmy
timmy
11 years ago

Confucious say: Wife may be Man’s better harf, but mistress Man’s better whole.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

@ Marum: Foul percent of alcohore.

Jøshua
Jøshua
11 years ago

Harf: To barf happy.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

Harf of som-ting is better than awr of nothing.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

When you drink it, it’s like a parfy in your marf, and arfryone’s infited!

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

I knew there had to be a use for HARF, argon fluorohydride, the only known argon compound.

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

That should have been HArF.

olog-hai
olog-hai
11 years ago

Hmm. Hāfu & hāfu?

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