Don’t even think about Benny Hill

Hullaballo Free Zone

This must be one of those Tippy Bars I’ve heard about.

You do not want to know what the cold tips are.

Stand still and, carefully.

Doesn’t look like a milkcart

Lets slapstick

That “Three Stooges” convention ruined it for everyone.

Bathroom attendants do not accept cold cash.

I heard about a doctor who would never charge a fee for doing circumcisions. He only took tips.

Haven’t we seen this one before?
https://engrish.com/2012/09/3-stooges-used-to-work-here/

You slapee stick he go away.

With darn near 1.5billion population.
It is obvious Chinese women don’t do this often enough.

I’ve got TWO warm tips for ya! Right here at the end of my fingers, look hard, I’ll bring them up closer to ya…
*POINK!*
whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

Use this sign whenever there’s a banana peel on the floor.

Please do not chase ladies with warm tips.

We’ll slap your stick if you do!

As the bloke with Hansen’s Disease said to the prostitute:

Keep the tip.

Do not run, scissors.

Do not cough syrup, heavy equipment.

Do not candy, without a wrapper.

correction: heavy machinery

SENSITIVE AREA
Warm tips before entering.

………………………………………UM…
Cold tips will make you J……P.

That is a prime example of the need for an EDIT feature.

Chase + Slapstick.

Chapstick ?

Needs Yakety Sax.

Apparently the Keystone Kops’ cars had diesel engines.

The Q-Tips are the cold tips.