Don’t even think about Benny Hill

Don’t even think about Benny Hill

posted on 21 Jun 2013 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Jo Pycroft.
Found in China. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

Hullaballo Free Zone

jjhitt
jjhitt
11 years ago

This must be one of those Tippy Bars I’ve heard about.

DrLex
DrLex
11 years ago

You do not want to know what the cold tips are.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
11 years ago

Stand still and, carefully.

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Doesn’t look like a milkcart

algernon
algernon
11 years ago

Lets slapstick

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
11 years ago

That “Three Stooges” convention ruined it for everyone.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

Bathroom attendants do not accept cold cash.

Chris
Chris
11 years ago

I heard about a doctor who would never charge a fee for doing circumcisions. He only took tips.

Bob
Bob
11 years ago
Marum
Marum
11 years ago

You slapee stick he go away.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

With darn near 1.5billion population.
It is obvious Chinese women don’t do this often enough.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
11 years ago

I’ve got TWO warm tips for ya! Right here at the end of my fingers, look hard, I’ll bring them up closer to ya…
*POINK!*
whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!

Pectolatra
Pectolatra
11 years ago

Use this sign whenever there’s a banana peel on the floor.

GwydionM
11 years ago

Please do not chase ladies with warm tips.

We’ll slap your stick if you do!

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

As the bloke with Hansen’s Disease said to the prostitute:

Keep the tip.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

Do not run, scissors.

Do not cough syrup, heavy equipment.

Do not candy, without a wrapper.

Lora
Lora
11 years ago

correction: heavy machinery

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

SENSITIVE AREA
Warm tips before entering.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

………………………………………UM…
Cold tips will make you J……P.

Marum
Marum
11 years ago

That is a prime example of the need for an EDIT feature.

Chuck
Chuck
11 years ago

Chase + Slapstick.

Chapstick ?

Uldi
Uldi
11 years ago

Needs Yakety Sax.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
11 years ago

Apparently the Keystone Kops’ cars had diesel engines.

EffEff
EffEff
11 years ago

The Q-Tips are the cold tips.

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