Still under construction

No mining here

They’re not my type anyway.

Or, to put it another way, “No f**king kids!”

Enter the majors with care

Ironically, “no penetration allowed for minors” is a possible correct translation.

Especially D minor. We’d like to keep a happy tone.

Baseball career advice.

Just what are they smoking in there?

@DrLex: of or for? Makes a big difference. 😉

So where is the female enter?

Not just a good suggestion – it’s statutory.

Alice in Wonderland: Do Not Enter The Mirrors.

Chinese government is cracking down on pedophiles.

Pick someone your own size!

Welcome to Chris Hansen’s Chinese branch…

try the back door

That means YOU Jimmy!

NOTE: If it’s too late, exit them immediately

We child-proofed our home, but they still occasionally get in.

Something to the effect of “Adult men do not enter”. I can’t find one of the kanji, which is making it difficult.

IF you enter the minors, you are in for Major trouble.

Thats so bush league.

“Well doc, when you get that (**********) right up there, it don’t seem crazy at all.”

It’s Ok I’m not a Catholic Priest.

If entered by minors, do not use lift.

if you do, you’ll get 10-15, minimum

Micheal Jackson refused to stay at this hotel….

@Marum I’m a priest, and I resemble that remark. courtesy of 3 stooges

Pedo bear is very disappoint

Let them enter you.