I’ll be gone in the morning…

Dancing? Drinking? Parlour Activities?

But make sure you leave the money on the nightstand.

If you’re gonna be “good” all night, forget it! 😈

I think she’s really the bag woman.

So that’s where ‘Good Night’ comes from?

Is she a mistress or a mattress?

Ask me about Rohypnol.

Best before the date printed on the front.

“Say good night, Dick”.

Any woman whose pocketbook is made from the Union Jack is one hot number indeed.

I hope this isn’t just lip service.

I have a very weak bladder, my dear, so all night I’ll be coming and going.

The sweater or her? It is an important question.

Discounts Available!

Because you don’t want to see her in daylight.

When the morning comes, she expires.

Sounds good. I’ve met men who are only good for part of the night.

The bad news is, she’s facing forward in the photo

The companion sweatshirt says “Never Spilled a Drop.”

As long as you are gone before the Sun comes up.

Q. Which glasses make ALL women look beautiful?

A. Beer glasses.

@Pectolatra. ‘Tis like the old saying:

A hard man is good to find.

Her nickname is “Oyster”.

In the morning, you have to prise her off the pylon.

Actually! I would have thought ; “God for all night” would have been a better message. The punctuation is up to you.

@davonbir. Did you say “Dis c-unts available”?

disclaimer: not good once every 30 nights.

Not exactly a trip to Buckingham Palace.

Then she turns back into a pumpkin!

Hmmm… The font’s about right; was this a promotional shirt from a Nick at Night all-night Good Times marathon?

Now, TOMMORROW, on the other hand…….

I guess it pays to advertise…