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I don’t know if this is real or not
Something to keep you warm when riding a bike.
I’m very afraid that someone has a collection of lovers they keep in a well! 😯
GO TO WELL!
“The question is,” said T-shirt, “whether you can make words mean so many confusing things.”
I remember when I was a teenager, those dreams where I would happy.
And then change my pyjama pants.
Well Lovers – Cash on collection only!
New tourism slogan: Okinawa is for Happy
It’s OK to collect lovers – as long as they don’t know each other.
If they do, that event might be a nightmare.
Not so happy in pink.
– 50% Well / 50% Happy
– Wish separately
– Do not tumble dream
Who knew that Okinawans were such swingers! Key party anyone?
♬ ♪ I could have happied all night … ♫
Bill collectors will do anything to get you to pay up these days.
You can happy if your lover isn’t bashful or grumpy; sometimes it’s OK even if they’re sleepy or dopey, but if they’re sneezy you’d better call the doc.
Do you hear the lambs?
Official t-shirt of the Well’s Angels
I guarantee I can deepen your well.
Will that happy you? I know it will happy me.
You unconsciously happy
I wish to go well with my lovers, which is why we all wear matching shirts.
Well
I met her at the bottom of that well. It was a well lit place, quite loud and popular. But she was not well. Ah – of course she was not well – she was a girl. As well as the rest of them. And… she was well enough alone.
– Well, well, well, look who’s here! Do you happy?
– I can’t hear you well! Speak louder!
– Well, at least happy!!
– What?! I can only speak English!!!
Then… Ah, just as well.
Zen
Serial Killers club T-shirt.
Kill your lovers chuck them in a well.
Done that. Got the T-shirt.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
The only evidence is written on the shirt.
A wish of lovers in a dream of a collection of lovers…
Inception lovers.
Do you happy, punk? Do you?
All your lovers will go to WELL.