Choose Life!

When life gives you escalators, make escalade.

When your life is in the toilet, the only way is up.

I answered nature’s call.. then life called..

Escalator to heaven in front of you, stairs to hell to your right, limbo toilets to your left.

Charlie Crews is up there. 😉

Three wishes; written by Elevator

That’s a bit harsh for shoplifting. Don’t you have a 30 days escalator?

Just tell me the way to the mall please!

Well things are looking up

Well, let’s live a little

Toilet, life, stair, repeat…
Toilet, life, stair, repeat…
Toilet, life, stair, repeat…

“Yes, I’m Pro-Life. I’m also Pro-Toilet. And Stairs too.”

My toilet life is boring so let’s Stairway To Heaven!

I’ve studied this sign for five minutes and the lyrics to Stairway to Heaven still don’t make any sense to me.

Is it allowed to use all three at the same time?

Toilet, Life, where’s the ramp?

Someone in the toilet is firing arrows. Run for your life! Quick, up the stairs!

FIRE, ESCAPE and DOOR are downstair

The woman in the toilet sign appears to be shrugging as if to say, “hey, I don’t understand the sign either.”

Please only pee here or you’ll have to upstairs

“Excuse me, but where can I get a life in this store?”
“Just take the escalator to the second floor ma’am, you find them in the reality section next to the clues.”

I see Led Zeppelin’s new song, “Escalator To Heaven”, is a huge hit in China.

William Shatner sends everybody upstairs.

In Japan, on the other hand, life is way too short.

If you are trying to generate new life in the toilet, people are bound to stair.

If you want a forties magazine to read in the toilet, just go up these stairs.

excuse me, can you tell me where is the highway to hell?

When my bowels excrete, they scream TOILET LIFE.
-TuPap

No, choose Toilet!

Life. Please vertically.

Stair? …Where’s the rest?

I thought I had no choice!!

Escalator to paradise! I’ve got 2 tickets!